[Sherman Logan]

You know, it is possible that a gay pagan Unitarian minister reverted to his roots and became a sincere born-again Orthodox Jew.

Just not very likely.

[TomB]

You know, it is possible that a gay pagan Unitarian minister reverted to his roots and became a sincere born-again Orthodox Jew.

Impossible. Einstein once calculated that were that to happen, it would cause a rip in the fabric of the time-space continuum.

Either that or the world would die of collective indifference.