DUmmie FUnnies 11-09-07 (Leftwing Lemmings Continue Marching Towards Impeachment Cliff)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 9, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[steveegg]

"Backward harch!" top 25.

You should've still been at the HamNation coronation.

[CONSERVE]

So if they impeach Cheney I say replace him with Rove.
Then what are they going to do?

[COBOL2Java]

And, as a bonus, Hillary gets cast in the Hubert Humphrey role!

Oh no! As misguided as HHH's politics were, he was a good man. Don't associate Her Heinous with Humphrey!

Notwithstanding, you're spot on about Denver.

[Miss Marple]

Yes, Humphrey was a good man. I should have made it plain that the part I was interested in was that he LOST.

[Paul Heinzman]

Just one thing, the gloves must come off now.

If the glove does not fit, they must aquit.

[Eagle of Liberty]

If the hearings are broadcast on ABC, CBS, NBC and PBS as they should be, like the Nixon hearings (yes I am an Old Fart) then the people will see what is going on. And maybe the TV writers strike happened at the right time!

No they won't, you DUmmie! Nobody watches the alphabet channels any more.

[Charles Henrickson]

Speaking of music videos, I had an idea. If anybody out there wishes to produce a YouTube video featuring any of Charles Henrickson's or any other Freeper's song parodies, I will feature them in the DUFUs if you post them to YouTube. BTW, Charles might be guest hosting an afternoon DUFU edition today. I invited him to do so but not sure what his schedule is like.

I don't think I will have time to do a full-blown guest DUFU. But there is a matter I want us to discuss today, a matter of grave importance, more series than impeachment, and I will get to it in my next couple of posts. Then, after that, I will have some comments on today's thread. . . .

[Choose Ye This Day]

Incidentally, FYI, lemmings don’t commit mass suicide by jumping off cliffs.

That is a popular myth started by a Disney documentary decades ago where the film director chased the lemmings off a cliff and said that this was in their nature.

[Charles Henrickson]

2007 Weblog Awards
Funniest Blog: 33,097 total votes cast

Sadly NUts!: 16,414 = 49.6%
DUmmie Funnies: 6,752 = 20.4%
Swift-booted DUmmie Jon Swift: 2,521 = 7.6%

My FRiends, here can be only one explanation for this:

DIEBOLD HAS GONE OVER TO THE DARK SIDE!

ELECTION FRAUD! DEMAND AN INVESTIGATION!

VOTER-VERIFIED PAPER BALLOTS!

[Charles Henrickson]

Yesterday when I posted this song, the audio link I had only worked if you had previously been to that website. So today I’ve got a different music link, one that should work easily. Click and sing along!

LOVE YOU SADLY
Tune: "Love Her Madly"

They don't love you, Sadly
They don't know your addy
They don't read your site
This is simple spite

They don't love you, Sadly
They just want so badly
To defeat the DUFUs
That's the reason that they're runnin' up the score
Like they did one thousand votes before

They don't read your site
This is simple spite
That's the reason that they're runnin' up the score

All their hate
All their hate
All their hate
All their hate

All their hate is strong
But watch it turn out wrong
They just beat our drum
And the readers come
To be entertained

Yeah, thank you, DUmmies
Thank you, DUmmies, 'cause we're gettin' views galore

All their hate
All their hate
All their hate
All their hate

All their hate is strong
But watch it turn out wrong
They just beat our drum
And the readers come
To be entertained

Get it right
They don't read your site
Even late at night
This is simple spite

They don't love you, Sadly
They just want so badly
To defeat the DUFUs
They'll increase our views

Well, they don't love you, Sadly
They're just actin' madly
They don't love you, Sadly
Thanx from PJ gladly . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

My FRiends, we need to--we MUST--protest this stealing of an election! Already, outraged FReepers are gathering outside Sadly NUts!'s fashionable townhouse:

[Charles Henrickson]

Sorry, I had to vent. But, but . . . THIS 'SELECTION' SHALL NOT STAND!!!

Calm yourself, Henrickson. . . . Cleansing breath. . . . Happy place, happy place. . . . There, better now.

OK, I'll TRY to get on to today's DUFU.

[Charles Henrickson]

KUCINICH: Conyers WILL Hold Hearings Into The Impeachment Of Chenney

I guess Conyers doesn't want to incur the wrath of the DUmmies and have them calling for HIS impeachment.

[Charles Henrickson]

Dennis Kucinich just announced on the Ed Schultz show that John Conyers. . . .

Kucinch - Schultz - Conyers. . . . WE HIT THE TRIFECTA, LOUISE!

[Charles Henrickson]

A full House vote yesterday would never have succeeded and would only have endangered red-state Democratic House members. But hearings could do the trick.

Yes, yes, hearings could do the trick! They WILL do the trick! I can feel it! Pop open those champagne bottles, folks, we're headin' for impeachment! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

I hope its true. . . .

You can't just "hope"! You've got to BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!! Sincerity is the key.

[Charles Henrickson]

I doubt Articles of Impeachment will pass unless evidence of wrong doing is put forward and gathering that evidence seems to be not so easy.

LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

This is the fight that we need to have - We have to do this - Come what may

May 12, 2008: The day Dick Cheney was impeached. Count on it.

[Charles Henrickson]

Just one thing, the gloves must come off now.

Hear that, Kookie? This is a bare-knuckle BRAWL!

[Charles Henrickson]

Go for the jugular. . . .

Go for the jocular.