DUmmie FUnnies 09-28-07 (Please Save Us Oh Mighty Goracle!!!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 28, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Purrcival]

If so, I'd look for it around mid-October. That's when the Nobel Peace Prize winners are announced. I'm not sure when the "Everlast Codpiece Prize" winner (for the individual deemed the world's biggest athletic supporter) are announced. I already know who'll win that one.

[That second prize is much more prestigious. And the Goracle will win it since he certainly has the biggest prosthetic crotch enhancer.]

And if he starts wearing that "alpha male" garb again, we'll KNOW he's back!

[Charles Henrickson]

I certainly hope he runs! Wouldn't that stir up the pot?

First, Algore needs to LOSE the pot.

[Charles Henrickson]

I certainly hope he runs! . . . WOW! The nation would jump up and down!

The comedians would jump up and down.

[Charles Henrickson]

I bet the mood around here would change too!

Instant Freudenschade.

[tcrlaf]

“SAVE US, OBI-GORE!! SAVE US!!!”

Randy Rhodes is praying to st. Gore for salvation from Hillary, while the Goracle’s main concern is how many $$$ he gets from Hillary in “Consultation Fees” for his endorsement!!!

The REALITY of just how badly these libs were used by the Democrats is just now beginning to dawn on them...

[Charles Henrickson]

Come on, Al, stop teasing us!

Come on, John Kerry, stop tasing us!

[Purrcival]

I-can't-wait-THAT-LONG!!! I SHALL GO IRRETRIEVABLY MAD!

Good grief, DUmmie, we're only talking about, what, 2-3 weeks until we reach mid-October? That's too long to wait for a decision of this magnituded from The Goracle? Sheesh!

BTW, wasn't everyone saying that if Newt waited until this month to announce, it would effectively be too late to get into the game? Why, then, can The Goracle announce in October and have it be OK? Oh, I forgot: He's The Goracle.

[Purrcival]

He wants to taste the tears of all the crying progressives, as they realize they're stuck with the right-wing Hillary as their candidate.

Hillary? RIGHT-WING????

[Purrcival]

And I do remember the night, it was a night in December 2000 when I watched and listened in disbelief to a reporter on MSNBC reading an opinion rendered by the Supreme Court ....

"It was a dark and stormy night..."

[Purrcival]

I think he should run. On the Green Party Ticket. I’d love to see Hillary and Al have to go at each other.

Well, now that Cynthia McKinney has decided not to run on the Green Party ticket, the Goracle has a shot at that nomination.

[Purrcival]

He's still leaving the door open

That explains his heating bill.

So much for those carbon offsets, Al.

[RockinRight]

He wants to taste the tears of all the crying progressives, as they realize they're stuck with the right-wing Hillary (WTF?!!!!!!!!!!) as their candidate. Don't use that Kleenex, folks. Gore wants to savor your tears.

Right-wing Hillary? Are these people that f***ing delusional??

[steveegg]

Right-wing Hillary? Are these people that f***ing delusional??

As a matter of fact, yes they are that f***ing delusional.

[wjcsux]

#4!

[Charles Henrickson]

this Hillary is inevitable thing is getting on my last nerve. . . .

I don't know how your last nerve is going to be able to handle the next 13 months.

[Charles Henrickson]

i didn't even hear the story, and i am crying.

THE DUMMIE WEEPS TONIGHT
Tune: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

(Intro music)

Oh, weep away! Oh, weep away. . . .

In the DUnghill, the gloomy DUnghill
The DUmmie weeps tonight
In the DUnghill, the whiny DUnghill
The DUmmie weeps tonight

Wee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-p away! Wee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-p away. . . .

Hear the outrage, the hate-filled outrage
The Moonbat barks tonight
Hear the outrage, the wacky outrage
The Moonbat barks tonight

Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ck away! Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ck away. . . .

(Interlude)

Post, my DUmmie, don’t stop, my DUmmie
The Beaver needs to write
Post, my DUmmie, don’t stop, my DUmmie
The Beaver needs to write

Wi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ng away! Wi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ng away. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

i will get out my kleenex.

Only one tissue, though.

[Charles Henrickson]

I SHALL GO IRRETRIEVABLY MAD!

--Gen. Douglas MacDUmmie

[kenth]

I superimposed Al on my carbon footprint... and damn, just damn.

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

At this point buying stock in Kleenex would be a great move. The need for tissues and TP by the looney left is going to so severe that it is going to create a shortage.