DUmmie FUnnies 09-20-07 ("Rather Files $70 Million Lawsuit Against CBS")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 20, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

he must have it or he wouldn't be doing this.

Variant of "Would Will Pitt be posting this if it wasn't true?"

[Charles Henrickson]

I am envisioning a renewed investigation with airtime. And in fact, maybe even impeachment? Am I dreaming???

I would say yes, based on your Rabid "I" Movement ("Investigation," "Impeachment").

[Charles Henrickson]

When Dan Rather departed the Big Network journalism scene. . . .

Like someone kicked off the Titanic shortly before it hit the iceberg.

[Charles Henrickson]

Do you think that 60 Minutes will interview him? Katie needs something to do.

Dan is 75, you know. Prime candidate for a colonoscopy. Think of the ratings.

[Charles Henrickson]

I have always hated how Dan Rather was marginalized for his truthful TANG story. . . .

The essential truthiness of it. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

Does anyone have contact info for Dan?

I think he's vacationing somewhere with his buddy Fidel.

[Charles Henrickson]

WHAT? No Rove Implication??? The whole thing stunk to high heaven and had Rove's name written all over it.

Lord Rove doesn't leave fingerprints. That's how you can tell it was him, btw.

[Charles Henrickson]

Hold their feet to the fire and expose them, Dan. I will be in your cheering section.

Is that you, Katie Couric?

[Charles Henrickson]

Mary Mapes should be included in this as well.

Mary is busy downing highballs with Kitty Carlisle at the Hotel Pierre. They embalmed Kitty last year and sat her up at the bar, but Mary hasn't caught on yet.

[Sloth]

My hero Dan Rather! I literally cried like a baby when he stepped down. My father always watched Dan Rather and ONLY Dan Rather. After his death, it made me feel so close to my father whenever Rather was on... I'd pretend he was still here with me. Sick probably, but it helped to cope with his loss... till Rather stepped down that is. I KNEW Rather would not let the three years expire without a lawsuit!!!!!! GO DAN GO!!!!!

[Were you also the guy who made that YouTube video defending Britney Spears?]

ROTFLOL

[Charles Henrickson]

My hero Dan Rather! I literally cried like a baby when he stepped down.

Is that you, Dan Rather?

[Charles Henrickson]

Just imagine if the discovery phase includes a deposition of the RW blogger who posted, within minutes, about the arcane typographical clues (an IBM typewriter of the period's ability to do proportional spacing and superscripting). . . .

Buckhead Goes to Manhattan.

[Charles Henrickson]

where would Dan go to get back his reputation?

Havana.

[Condor51]

Dan Ra^ther is freaking N^uts for trying to sue C^BS.

I'd wager he's even a DU^mmienow, or a KOS^sack.

His screen name is prolly something like TexasToadOnAHotRoad or something as insipid (he always comes up with those STOO-PID^™ sayings).

[Duke Nukum]

DUmmie Land once again marginalizes itself. None of their claims have any evidence to support them.

[mikrofon]

the suit names CBS and its chief executive, Leslie Moonves

THE MAIN EVENT:
vs

[Not A Snowbird]

You need to dust off your pic of Lucy holding the football for this thread.

The only thing that would make this complete is Will Pitt weighing in with inside knowledge of the verdict.

[FDNYRHEROES]

It probably took this long to get the CONCLUSIVE evidence - but he must have it or he wouldn't be doing this.

Ain't no way Bush is gonna get re-elected now...

[FDNYRHEROES]

My father always watched Dan Rather and ONLY Dan Rather. After his death, it made me feel so close to my father whenever Rather was on... I'd pretend he was still here with me. Sick probably, but it helped to cope with his loss... till Rather stepped down that is.

So why didn't this DUmmie just pretend that Dan Rather was still on the air?...

[doorgunner69]

where would Dan go to get back his reputation?

Havana.

I'm thinking Venezuela is the place to be these days.........