DUmmie FUnnies 09-19-07 ("John Kerry is a joke")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 19, 2007 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

He was awaiting the OK from his wife, Tasera Heinz Kerry.

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

Even if their a Senator.

This really speaks volumes about the DUmmies.

[Charles Henrickson]

John Kerry is not a fighter. He is a passive blowhard. I voted for the man, but he will not have my support again. He failed when it counted. John Kerry is a joke.

KERRY BETRAYED (MY PURE HEART)
Tune: "Expressway (to Your Heart)"

I've been tryin' to tell DU for a long time
Because constantly it's been on my mind
I was thinkin' 'bout an excuse I could make
But it seems like I made a mistake:

I was wrong
I worked too long
I got caught up in the power
But it started to go sour
When he lost the election
Just like he loses his direction!

John Kerry betrayed
My pure heart!
Man, did he fade
And look how we paid!

That Kerryspeak is much too clouded
Much too clouded, so clouded
No more for me (too clouded)
Oh, too clouded. . . .

[faq]

What’s funny to me is that Kerry keeps getting in trouble for relatively minor incidents. The “stuck in Iraq” may have been a botched joke in his mind, but he insisted on making it worse with his arrogance. And now this incident where he was only a bystander. And when there are so many many many other obvious reasons to dislike the guy.

[Duke Nukum]

I think the lesson here is not to mess with the Snakes and Ladders Secret Conspiracy. They don’t like that.

But if you do anyway, knowing how dangerous it is, don’t resist arrest.

[Phantom Lord]

The funniest part of the John Kerry apperance was that he couldn’t even half fill the small room they put him in. The crowd was ‘sparce’ to put it mildly.

[MaxMax]

[Unless a conservative is speaking from the stage.
Then it is perfectly okay for students to disrupt the speaker.]

This needed repeating and there are too many examples to point at.

[mowowie]

Same here and same here. Being from MA is was Extremely bewildering how Senator Nothing got the nod.

[mowowie]

“Kerry stood there like a deer in the headlights. . . .”

Was it an 18-point deer from Cape Cod?

[beckysueb]

They are sheep, grazing while watching totalitarianism take shape.

Actually, the majority of the American people are like that. The moonbats actively want it and work to achieve it.

[GeronL]

yup, I’d have to agree they would even find it entertaining like the old Roman gladiators

[concretebob]

Good to see you back PJ...
Funny that this post would be about John F'ng sKerry, as I was among the 50 or so people standing in front of NBC Studios Sunday morning when the "hero" gave us the finger on his way out.
Senator McCain OTOH, stopped his car, got out, and shook hands.

A few pics are here

[RatsDawg]

“I find it rude when people mock a long-time Senator and activist for some trivial shit.”

I wonder if they find it rude when people mock Bush or a long-time Republican congressman or Senator?

My bet is on, NO.

[Jet Jaguar]

Tazer Boy!

I like it.

[PJ-Comix]

Good to see you back PJ...

Huh? I didn't go anywhere.

[PJ-Comix]

Any Fargo, ND area Freepers here or do you know of any? I might have a really kewl video assignment for you. If it works out you will have a very popular video on the web. Freepmail me for details.

[concretebob]

You’ve had Charles handling the funnies, I just meant it was good you were back to your duties.

[concretebob]

My first Early Bird

We got an "early bird" from sKerry Sunday morning outside NBC studios.
A**hat flipped us off as he sped by.
Gonna have a camera next time.

[MindBender26]

Stop and think. This is a man who must sleep with Thereeeza every night.

Doesn’t he have enough pain in his life?

:~)

[decal]

“I make it a point of tasering anyone who uses the word Bro.”

“dude is for macing, not tasering. I mace people that use the word dude.”

I use “Hoss” - what do I get?