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DUmmie FUnnies 08-05-07 (William Rivers Pitt QUITS DUmmieland!!!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 5, 2007 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/05/2007 8:30:01 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: Charles Henrickson

Check your FreepMail.


61 posted on 08/05/2007 11:26:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
I have my mission:

THE PROMOTION OF PITT

62 posted on 08/05/2007 11:26:43 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Will Pitt, the Wild Bull of the Pompous.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Check your FreepMail.

Blarg Fuggle Nuff Bloog Zart Yaaaaaaaaag.

63 posted on 08/05/2007 11:29:14 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (That's secret code for "I got it.")
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To: PJ-Comix
[When Pitt finds out that there is NO job for him with the Democrats, you will find him selling granite-cookies on Boston streetcorners...or at Newton schoolyards.]

When the KOmmies won't have him, if we don't see his reappearance amongst the DUmmies, I might guess this all has something to do with the wheels of Boston justice grinding slowly, but inexorably in his direction.

64 posted on 08/05/2007 11:30:34 AM PDT by lonevoice (It's always "Apologize to a Muslim Hour"...somewhere)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm going to ask the Admins to granite-cookie me

WRP requesting a voluntary tombstoning?


65 posted on 08/05/2007 11:32:00 AM PDT by mikrofon ("Lying on the 'Net Over 10 Years")
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To: PJ-Comix
it seems like this was the most unpopular thing ever posted here.

But you've written SO MANY things, Will, to alienate and irritate your once-fawning DUmmie followers! There are MANY pieces of off-putting Pittiana that would have to be TIED FOR FIRST when it comes to "The Most Unpopular Thing Ever Posted Here."

Just look, Will, how you've gone from being Pied Piper Pitt to, now, Pissed Party-Pooper Pitt.

Will, you truly ARE . . . The Magic Man!

66 posted on 08/05/2007 11:37:17 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("But I'm the magic man." --Will Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I have my mission. . . .

Ah, now I UNDERSTAND what prompted and precipitated this latest Pitt Opus! It must have been the reaction to his August 4 posting, I'm sticking with the Dems, and I'm a good progressive. Here's why that's true. Just the first line, "I am a Dem party hack who will always vote for them pretty much no matter what," is enough to tell me that Pitt pretty much was INVITING to be DUmped on by the DUmmies! Well over 100 replies, and, even without reading them, I'm sure most were not to P3's liking. This must have been the straw that broke the Magic Man's back.

67 posted on 08/05/2007 11:46:30 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("But I'm the magic man." --Will Pitt.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

Man, what a looker he is. And here I am, stuck with my husband. ;)


68 posted on 08/05/2007 11:49:39 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I have thanked this place in each book I've written. . . .

Which means, what, 12 or 13 people have seen it?

69 posted on 08/05/2007 11:52:45 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("But I'm the magic man." --Will Pitt.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Actually I think the YearlyKos KOnvention reminded Pitt that DUmmieland is strictly a dead end so that is why he is leaving. I wonder if he is so delusional as to think he would be welcome with open arms in KOmmieland? It won't happen since KOmmies openly mock the Pittster. Pitt must be content to look thru the KOs window and watch the KOmmies hobnobbing with the top Democrats.

DUmmieland had a headstart of at least 2 years over KOmmieland but they completely blew it due in large part to the utter lack of administrative control by Head DUmmie Skinner.

70 posted on 08/05/2007 11:56:58 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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the nation will rise or fall on the heat of your breath. . . .

I think a large land animal--a wildebeest or water buffalo, maybe--would fall at the heat of YOUR breath, Will, after one of your binges at Bukowski's.

71 posted on 08/05/2007 11:58:48 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("But I'm the magic man." --Will Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
You know what the next three words are. Thank you for everything.

[That's FOUR words, Will. . . .]

But only three BUSINESS words, PJ.

72 posted on 08/05/2007 12:04:20 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("But I'm the magic man." --Will Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm at william.pitt@truthout.org if you need to reach me.

truthout.org, HOME OF THE WHOPPER!

73 posted on 08/05/2007 12:07:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("But I'm the magic man." --Will Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm going to ask the Admins to granite-cookie me, because I'm addicted, and therefore need to cut the vein-arm off at the elbow.

Assisted Tombstoning, with Head DUmmie Skinner as Jack Kevorkian.

74 posted on 08/05/2007 12:09:48 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("But I'm the magic man." --Will Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix; kevkrom
I can catch beatings in my bedroom, right?

All together now . . .

IS THAT YOU, BENBURCH?

75 posted on 08/05/2007 12:11:56 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("But I'm the magic man." --Will Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Kick ass, take names, chew gum.

All at the same time?

76 posted on 08/05/2007 12:13:40 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Too challenging for most DUmmies.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Kick ass, take names, chew gum.

Rotate your tires.

77 posted on 08/05/2007 12:15:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Deteriorata.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Ojala que te vaya bien.

Blarg Fuggle Nuff Bloog Zart Yaaaaaaaaag!

78 posted on 08/05/2007 12:17:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rio Linda.)
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Looks like a DUmmie is tired of Pitts revolving door, even mentions the Rove “indictment” scandal, lol. Enjoy.....

“Seabiscuit (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-05-07 12:03 PM
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125. Haven’t enough (65) DU’ers kissed your ass in the last 24 hours in your last thread?
Edited on Sun Aug-05-07 12:49 PM by Seabiscuit
Do you have to bend over nekkid like this for the whole world to witness the size of your assholiness?

Good god, man, find another website to pollute with this kind of tripe. But nooo.... you’re not leaving. Just trolling for more licks from your mindless “groupies”. Revolting.

The only insight that rings of any truth in this OP is “...this place has no use for me...” Stick with Truthout. It’s where you belong. It even provides you with your supposed “press” credentials.

The pathetic truth is that you’ll never leave DU no matter how many times you give us your word. Your bruised ego is too addicted to all the “groupie” strokes you receive every time you slither in here and take one of your verbal dumps.

You defined yourself to the vast majority of DU’ers back in May, 2006 with your unflagging insistance on the truthfulness of Truthout’s ludicrous and fraudulent story about Karl Rove being indicted by Fitzgerald and about what “dickheads” and “fucktards” DU’ers were for questioning the story’s authenticity . You ignited and fanned the flames of a firestorm here which might in retrospect be dubbed “The Groupie Wars”. Yet shamelessly you have continued to crawl back here since seeking “rec” strokes for your verbal masturbatory fantasies. And 65 such strokes for your last effort just wasn’t enough for you, so you’re taking your bat and ball and whining all the way home? Good, fuckin’ grief, man, get a life. Find a woman. Get married. Have children. Do something, anything, else with your free time.

Seriously, once upon a time you may have been a good writer. Then years ago you got side-tracked when you started spending too much time in DU and allowed your ego too much slack in its perpetual seeking of personal attention. Ever since, your writing has gone downhill.

As for the ascerbic tone of this post, I think it’s about high time someone said all this. If you go to the trouble to have this post deleted by whining to the mods, then I’ll know you’ve read it, which is all I’m hoping for at this point. “


79 posted on 08/05/2007 12:17:56 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (Thompson/Hunter 08)
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To: PJ-Comix
Better check that ego, too... Maybe a "time out" is a good thing in this case...

Go to your mom's cabin in the woods and STAY THERE, young man, until you can come back with a better attitude!

80 posted on 08/05/2007 12:21:02 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt in the doghouse.)
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