True.
Posted on 07/08/2007 7:58:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Thus burning up MASSIVE amounts of energy!
True.
The accumulated IQ must reach into the tens.
It brings tears of laughter. And, maybe guffaws.
The Daft-Gore movement.
"But I'm the magic man." --Will Pitt.
Winn-Dixie.
Win boob prizes.
With all the Brazil nuts.
A revolution in shrinking needs to come within Algore's beltway.
. . . I was laughing so hard.
BAD DUmmie! Now go buy some of Uncle Al's Carbon Offsets®.
A new DUFU Mansion? How big a carbon footprint will it make?
As of today, it looks like the Goracle’s big concert produced nothing but enormous yawns across the globe (lots of CO2 emissions there), along with cries of hypocrisy because of the HUGE carbon footprint that was required to put the thing on in the first place.
WHY IT'S GETTING WARM
Tune: "Riders on the Storm"
Why it's getting warm
Why it's getting warm
Is it hotter than the norm
Or just turning back to form
Gore would sound the warning horn
And make cars that run on corn
Why it's getting warm
There's an inconsistent flaw
In his scientific law
There's not one single cause
For why an iceberg thaws
The conclusion that he draws
Is giving us guffaws
An inconsistent flaw
Gore, you incoherent goof
Gore, you incoherent goof
It doesn't take a sleuth
To see your lack of proof
Here's an inconvenient truth
It's still freezing in Duluth
You incoherent goof
Why it's getting warm
Why it's getting warm
Is it hotter than the norm
Or just turning back to form
Gore would sound the warning horn
And make cars that run on corn
Why it's getting warm
Why it's getting warm
Why it's getting warm . . .
Tom Lehrer is one of the three parodists--along with Allan Sherman and Stan Freberg--who most influenced me.
That’s funny right there
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