Yeah I know but I have often thought of signing up over there just to play with them and get them riled up. Make outrageous comments and accusations like, “I saw President Bush playing pat and giggle with an intern”. Or “in a dream it was revealed to me that hillary clinton was really the 2nd coming of Christ”. Just silly insane comments like that and watch them take and run with it.
Just so you know, the powers that be over there watch new members closely until they reach 1,000 posts. If they suspect you are trolling for any reason, they will award you what I call the Order of the Granite Block, also known as tombstoning. After 1,000 posts you get more latitude.
If you can stomach it a donation (preferably small) might help.
But don’t expect a refund if they decide to tombstone you later.