Homer Laffoon?
WTF is this poor kid going to do with that awful name?
Learn to run fast or kick butt.
Get a nickname like “Buck” or “Chip” — and a karate trainer?
I’m thinking the same thing. His peers will bedevil him over his name Homer Laffoon. On the other hand, it’s not like his name was “Buff Laffoon”,
Ouch!