Posted on 06/12/2007 1:15:54 PM PDT by PercivalWalks
Oh, I’m not questioning “Homer” as a name. I’m just guessing that many 7-to-13 (or so) year-old boys WILL find “Homer Laffoon” to be a name they want to deride, etc.
It’s Anne Heche. Also, I’m obeying the rules.
Ouch!
The author thinks that's a good thing.
Women with money, like anne heche and britney spears shouldn’t bother gettting married. What on earth do they have to gain? What happens if they died while married to these losers? The husband would try to get every cent and their blood relatives would be left high and dry. Look at anna nicole smith, the old guy had a will and look at what happened with that case. Heche didn’t even bother getting a prenup? That’s not very smart. Britney Spears almost didn’t want to bother with a prenup, but her mom and the lawyers insisted. I bet she’s glad she listened to mom. Paul Mccartney’s marriage was “true love” so he didn’t need a prenup. ROFL!
D'OH!!..
Hmmmm: His wife used to have sex with Ellen.
She is a known nut case.
She accuses him of watching internet porn and masturbating.
Does he do this in front of her? How else would she know?
Is she trying to say the guy thinks his hand is better sex than an ex-lesbian? Maybe she is right? His hand may indeed be better than she. She looks hot, maybe thats why Ellen liked her, she may be a hot lesbian and a sorry lay for a heterosexual. We may have to wait and see which side of the street she plays now.
By the time she reaches fifty, looks gone, emotionally unfullfilled, she will kill herself. That is how they usually end up.
Well, she certainly does prove that orienttion can be changed. Anyone who says it can't should plese explain what happened with her. She may be nuts, but she's evidence.
I watched her interview with Baba Wawa in which she talked about her abusive father, her determination to eradicate any sense of shame by indulging in drugs, booze, and sex, and her belief she had contact with space aliens. When she said she had found a guy, Walters asked if she had considered having children. I screamed, "No! Sterilize this woman!" But Walters said that she had gotten word after the interview was taped that Heche was pregnant.
One more thing -- Heche and Ellen DeOverrated got together when she was rebounding from a relationship with Steve Martin. When she said Ellen was the best sex she ever had, I almost felt the punch in the gut that must have been to Martin.
She is, in a way. But crazy always trumps hot in my book.
Many years ago, when I first discovered Dr. Laura Schlessinger, she was called by a man who said he didn't know what to do. Should he, he asked, go for full custody of his kids in light of the fact that his ex-wife was part of a crowd that believed in some new age/psychic/space alien/Eastern guru nonsense, and she would drag the kids to conferences and such. Dr. Laura asked the caller when the ex started going off the deep end with such behavior, and the caller said she had been like that as long as he had known her. Dr. Laura gasped, and shouted, "AND YOU MADE BABIES WITH THIS WOMAN?!"
At first the guy tried to laugh it off, but DLS was having none of it. She asked, "What was it about her that made you think she would be a good mother to your children?" He hemmed and hawed, and finally, Dr. Laura said, "I'll bet she's really good in bed! That's it, isn't it?" He mumbled, "Yeah, that's it."
With such women, the good crazy stuff ain't as good as the bad crazy stuff is bad. I wouldn't touch Anne Heche with a vaulting pole.
I don’t want to make babies with anne i was just sayin
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Make sure you're just "sayin" and not "doin." With crazy chicks, you never know. It's not unheard of for crazy chicks to sabotage protection.
He’s really starting to look the the OwlGore, but without the calm, sane, caring look deep in the eyes.
Kind of like “a boy named Sue”
barbra ann
Kind of like “a boy named Sue”
barbra ann
Sounds like the hobbies of the average American male. Clearly the judge agreed.
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