[rickdylan]

Somebody in the mayor’s office or the chamber of commerce explained to the judge how much the town was gonna get sued for if Paris Hilton were to catch any sort of weird disease of suffer anything out of the ordinary in their prison....

[oh8eleven]

[Drew68]

I'm starting to think that her release had a lot to do with the fact that they couldn't guarantee her safety in jail. And before I get hammered with the "jail isn't supposed to be safe!" argument I'll just say that the crime Paris was convicted of doesn't warrant a punishment where she should have to fear for her life. Think about it. There are probably a lot of female thug-types serving time who would love to take a crack at her just to up their street cred.

Nobody wanted Paris's blood on their hands. I'm not losing much sleep over it. 40 days confined to her lavish home will probably be absolute torture for the poor girl! At any rate, I still have $20 that says the paparazzi catch her out clubbing within two weeks.

[sappy]

She sure remembers how to breathe when she’s driving drunk and then driving on a suspended license.

[RightWhale]

This is the most newsworthy article today. Yesterday it would have been buried by the 50 mph wheelchair story.

[stm]

[Paul Heinzman]

What’s more American than liberating Paris?