DUmmie FUnnies 05-23-07 ("A Collapse for Democrats" ---Russ Feingold)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 23, 2007 | Russ Feingold, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

[kevkrom]

But as for Reid, I say as before: out, out, out. Go back to Nevada and don't ever come back.

Oh to be SO right, but for all the wrong reasons...

[kevkrom]

This fight to end the war isn’t something that we can just put off or kick down the road. As mcjoan pointed out, it doesn’t make any sense to wait until this "mythical September" when Republicans will suddenly decide that we need to get out of Iraq. Why should this wait until September?

I actually have to agree, Senator. If you're going to surrender, why wait?

[bcsco]

Cut off their internet funding until they cut off war funding.

[You mean keep EVIL Republicans from accessing the Web?]

I had a question on this one myself. What funding is he/she/it talking about? How could DIMs block Repubs from Internet access? Write a veto-proof law prohibiting Repubs from ISP access? Defund any budgetary items for Congressional Repub Internet expenses? Yeah, right. A lot of big thinking went into that remark, for sure.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

You and me both. Bush is too hesitant to speak of political machinations in public. He would rather keep them in the broom closet in favor of speaking of some grand idea of “productivity by government”. He wants his legacy to be one of “we got things accomplished!”.

Piffle! At this point in history, I don’t want a government that accomplishes anything (because that usually means more taxes).

Got any plans to visit the South suburbs soon? I know a number of fun golf courses around here.

[bcsco]

Got any plans to visit the South suburbs soon? I know a number of fun golf courses around here.

The Lung Card lists a couple courses in Will County; Boughton Ridge in Bolingbrook, and University Golf Club & Conf. Center in University Park. Cook County shows Palos Hills Golf Club and Fountain Hills Golf Club, Alsip. How are these courses? Any others there with decent rates? The above generally offer 2/1 green fees, or 50% off green fees, when renting a cart. The best deal is Boughton Ridge, which offers free green fees with cart rental.

The wife goes to Bolingbrook sometimes on a store visit. These aren't regular trips, so I have no clue when the next visit would be. It'd be fun to tag along and golf while she works :)

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Boughton Ridge is an “executive” course: 9 holes, par 32. Never played it.
I’ve never played in U-Park. Google finds it as a full size (18 holes, par 72) course.
I haven’t played Palos Hills since they built houses around it and reconfigured it as a residential course; before that it was a nice course - plenty of old growth trees.
Fountain Hills is a 9-holer, par 36-3200 yards from the tips. I’ve never played it.

That bit of research done, closest to my abode is Boligbrook and Palos Hills.

[tcrlaf]

It is, and always HAS been, a propoganda war from the left, and one we have tried many times to ignore, at our peril...

That said, some of the spin I have seen posted today by leftists is UTTERLY HILARIOUS. These are from a STOCK board this morning...

-DEMS TOO SMART TO CUT OFF FUNDS; WAR IS ON PUKES
9 minutes ago
Dems know Pukes will own this failed war in a few months and will have more votes to get the job done then.

-CLEVER DEMS DUPE PUKES INTO OWNING IRAQ WAR FAILURE
11 minutes ago
hey, Dems tried to get Bush and the Pukes to listen to the American people, but they wouldn’t, so now the Pukes own this failed war.

DEMS WILL GET MORE VOTES THIS FALL WHEN SURGE FAILS
(1 Rating)
9 minutes ago
Not enough votes to stop the war yet without being labeled as undermining the troops.

[tcrlaf]

ROTFLMAO!!
“Who will replace Pelosi/Reid?”

Does this idiot REALLY think the TUNA WHORE and Mr. Land Deal are going to GIVE UP the power they lied to them to get?

[Mr. Silverback]

Into the top 50 like Speedy Gonzales in a walker!

[Mr. Silverback]

Hey, wait a minute...why are Feingold and the Kommies sad? They should be celebrating.

The dems are giving their enemy exactly what he wants.

They are quitting the fight and announcing well in advance that they will do so.

They've been telling us for months now that this sort of thing is a "redeployment," not a loss or a collapse. They should be breaking out the champagne.

[bcsco]

Any other courses you’d recommend? I’m open for suggestions, as long as they’re not too expensive. I’ll ask the wife to let me know if she plans to go to Bolingbrook or Crest Hill sometime. That way I can make it a two-fer as far as gas is concerned.

[beckysueb]

And they way oversample dems and indies.

[DesScorp]

Suffer, DUmmies, Suffer :)

[beckysueb]

Whats even FUnnier is that none of the KOoks called him/her/it on it. LOL

[Paradox]

I saw this coming from Day one of the Democrat Takeover (tm). It should be obvious to all on the fringes, including Right Wingers, that the parties in power only use them to get into and retain that power. Then both parties go into their backrooms and watch porno flicks together (or something or other..)

Its almost funny "seeing the faces" of those that feel betrayed, as if they ever really had a chance, Yeah right!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Plenty of courses near “Crack” Hill. The one by Statesville (Prairie Ridge?) is long and wide-open. I might be able to convince a couple of “Lutrin brudders” to tag along, too.

Let’s go to freepmail.

[Paul Heinzman]

I cut off my monthly donation to the Democratic (0 / 0) Party shortly after hearing about the pending timetable-less bill. It was not a pittance, either.

People who donate money send their message by cutting off their donations. People who do not donate money send their message by saying they cut off their donation.

[nina0113]

Time for your "Mr Smith" filibuster.

I'll donate $10 for every hour he talks.

Oh, so will I! Go, Russ, go!

[Paul Heinzman]

I'm faxing both of them today and asking them to step down.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D, Nevada) and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D, San Fransisco) stunned the country today when they announced their resignations.

Senator Reid explained, "We received a fax today from a blogger on Daily Kos, requesting us to resign. We feel compelled to oblige."

Rep. Pelosi added, "It was a very strongly worded fax."

[Charles Henrickson]

Now is the time to be pulling out all the stops to end the war.

I agree. We need to give President Bush the time and the money he needs to end this thing with VICTORY!