This has to be like an Onion piece right?
Why would you think that? The Onion publishes nonsense stories about things people would never realistically want to do. Stuff like "George Bush meets mispronounces name of Martian ambassador".
The site azconservative.com, by contrast, generally writes stories about people doing things they probably would do if they could get away with them. Their stores manage to fool a lot more people than Onion stories (though the Harry Potter story in the Onion was pretty good).