Beautiful!
You found me out. The title of my book is “I Used To Be the Next President of the United States.”
;-)
LOL, Algore!
If you really want your novel printed, you should stick it in a desk drawer for a while, and start writing short stories for a Fantasy magazine.
I’m not into fantasy, but I do subscribe to Analog Science Fiction and Fact, and I’ve seen many new authors write short stories for that magazine that really read like a chapter of a longer novel. They even often write ‘sequels’ that continue the story, and eventually a novel of the same story or something very much like it appears on the shelves.
It is much easier to get a short story accepted by a magazine without an agent, and much easier to get an agent once you’ve been published by a magazine.
Good luck!