Magic Man, Magic Man
Does whatever a DUmmie can
Spins a yarn, any size
Catches DUpes with his lies
Truth Out! Here comes the Magic Man
Is he DUmb? Listen, bud
Hoaxmas fell on him with a thud
Can he flame at his foes?
Read it on Daily Kos
Truth Out! Here comes the Magic Man!
In the Pitt of night
Booze goes straight to his head
Looking for a fight
He tells Skinner "drop dead"!
Magic Man, Magic Man
Friendly neighborhood Magic Man
To him, life is all freudenschade
Wherever there's bulldada
You'll find the Magic Man!
Magic Man, Magic Man
Friendly neighborhood Magic Man
Truth and facts he's ignored
Ridicule's his reward
To him, life is all freudenschade
Wherever there's bulldada
You'll find the Magic Man!