[Eagle of Liberty]

Always wondered why he calls himself "Pied Piper" and then I ran across some lyrics in a song by Megadeath called "Symphony of Destruction":

Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the Symphony...
Of Destruction

"Pied Piper" is actually a fitting name for a Liberal who desires mind-numbed idiots to follow one around without actually thinking.

[PJ-Comix]

Actually I was the one who labeled him the Pied Piper because it seems he was always playing a tune leading the DUmmie rats over the cliff. It might have started when Pitt was playing a tune just after the 2004 election that he had “inside” information about an obscure document being filed by someone vaguely connected to the Kerry campaign in a small Ohio courtroom that would overturn the election results. As a result, the DUmmies began popping open their victory champaign bottles because of the alluring tune being played for them by Pied Piper Pitt.