DUmmie FUnnies 04-26-07 (Pied Piper Pitt Day Essay Contest)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 26, 2007 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

It's going to be tough but you've GOT to keep your essays within the 100,000 word limit. However, feel free to post just a few sentences/paragraphs here just for practice. Remember, no limit on the number of entries per person so your practice post might turn out to be a winner.

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[EarthBound]

Top ten baby!

[NeoCaveman]

top 10

[PJ-Comix]

FYI

[Dooderbutt]

Top TEN!!! Woo Hoo!

[Fintan]

The key to winning the Pied Piper Pitt Day Essay Contest is to put yourself into the mind of Pitt.

 

See, here's where ya lost me...

[Condor51]

top 10?

[Rocko]

The key to winning the Pied Piper Pitt Day Essay Contest is to put yourself into the mind of Pitt. The best way to do this is to not sleep for several days, consume several pitchers of beer, and then make your post entry at about three in the morning when you are in a very bad and/or morose mood.

I studied an impotent, delusional, egotistical moonbat while wasting endless hours of my precious life and making myself miserable, and all I got was this dumb t-shirt. ;')

[PJ-Comix]

I studied an impotent, delusional, egotistical moonbat while wasting endless hours of my precious life and making myself miserable, and all I got was this dumb

Your sentence was too short. You need to come up with longer sentences to make it into the winner's circle.

[PJ-Comix]

See, here's where ya lost me...

As I suggested, to get into the mind of Pitt first you need to get into a few pitchers of beer.

[alarm rider]

Pingorama

[Eagle of Liberty]

Always wondered why he calls himself "Pied Piper" and then I ran across some lyrics in a song by Megadeath called "Symphony of Destruction":

Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the Symphony...
Of Destruction

"Pied Piper" is actually a fitting name for a Liberal who desires mind-numbed idiots to follow one around without actually thinking.

[PJ-Comix]

Be creative. You can also do the Gettysburg Address as if it were written by Pitt. Also other historical documents. Remember that one word reply by General McAuliff to the Germans when asked to surrender at the Battle of the Bulge: "Nuts!" Just imagine what and for how long Pitt would make the same reply.

Like I said: Be creative.

[PJ-Comix]

Actually I was the one who labeled him the Pied Piper because it seems he was always playing a tune leading the DUmmie rats over the cliff. It might have started when Pitt was playing a tune just after the 2004 election that he had “inside” information about an obscure document being filed by someone vaguely connected to the Kerry campaign in a small Ohio courtroom that would overturn the election results. As a result, the DUmmies began popping open their victory champaign bottles because of the alluring tune being played for them by Pied Piper Pitt.

[kevkrom]

You must keep your entries to less than 100,000 words.

That's gonna be hard... especially since the lower limit for a good Pitt impersonation in 99,000 words.

[PJ-Comix]

Be creative. You can even do the essay in the form of a play such as a parody on “Of Mice and Men” with Pitt as the all-wise George and Ty the Bouncer as the simple Lenny.

[Fintan]

As I suggested, to get into the mind of Pitt first you need to get into a few pitchers of beer.

 

Amongst other things...

[AirForce-TechSgt]

Therefore this year and in all subsequent years, May 12 shall be Pied Piper Pitt Day.

PJ, I really do not like having my birthday associated with this.

USAF TSgt

[PJ-Comix]

Look on the bright side. From now on we will always remember your birthday.