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WIPE OUT GLOBAL WARMING: CROW PROPOSES LIMITS ON TOILET PAPER - It's NOT satire
washingtonpost ^ | 4/23/07 | GeorgiaDawg32

Posted on 04/23/2007 2:49:29 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32

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To: GeorgiaDawg32
I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit,

Gosh - I just thought of how she means to do this.

It can be summed up in one word.

Recycling.

You actually take a ten-sheet batch in with you.

For 10 consecutive visits.

After the 10th one, just throw it away!

No guilt.

Brilliant.

41 posted on 04/23/2007 3:38:46 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

When toilet paper is outlawed, only outlaws . . . oh, never mind.


42 posted on 04/23/2007 3:39:00 AM PDT by Eastbound
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To: Darkwolf377
To asuage your guilt all you have to do is repeat after me!

"Stop Global Warming!"
"Raise Taxes on the Rich!"
"Raise The minimum wage!"
"Big Oil, The Drug Companies"
"Stop the genocide in Dafur!"
"Stop the war in Iraq!"
"Impeach Cheney! Impeach Bush!"
"Give to the Arts!"
"Yes I'll have another glass of wine"


Try it for yourself - Chuck Hagel
43 posted on 04/23/2007 3:39:39 AM PDT by stocksthatgoup ("Is it real? Or is it Reuters?")
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To: Lurker
"I vote we start shipping Crowe our discarded Sears catalogs..."

In the Nazi death camps the inmates were made to use the pages from holy books. I think caw caw would prefer pages from the Bible for her purposes. Her god, afterall, is gaia (nouns in the immediate preceding sentence purposely uncapitalized out of lack of respect).

44 posted on 04/23/2007 3:42:01 AM PDT by RushLake (I neutered my dog; now he's a liberal.)
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To: Tuba Guy
LOL!

REAL men don't use paper!

45 posted on 04/23/2007 3:42:51 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Not likely the stardom elite will ever live by what they want for everyone else.......they have people for that!

46 posted on 04/23/2007 3:43:15 AM PDT by BigLittle
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To: stocksthatgoup

Ick, stop, I gagged just looking at that list. And when Chuck Hagel appears on the tube I just know something irritating is going to pop out.


47 posted on 04/23/2007 3:43:36 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Anti-socialist Bostonian, Anti-Illegal Immigration Bush supporter, Pro-Life Atheist)
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To: Darkwolf377
I must be following you around this morning.

I suggest she use her left hand like the islamics do out in the desert.

48 posted on 04/23/2007 3:43:47 AM PDT by RushLake (I neutered my dog; now he's a liberal.)
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To: stocksthatgoup
The fact that your chant doesn't mention Hallibrurton OR Enron shows how brainwashed you really are...

;->

49 posted on 04/23/2007 3:45:06 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

What are we supposed to wipe our nose with....guess I shouldn’t have asked that.


50 posted on 04/23/2007 3:45:41 AM PDT by dforest (Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."

And that's what this whole globull warming is all about. Sheryl Crow, Laurie David, AlGore, and the rest of these nut jobs want to have GOVERNMENT put all kinds of limitations on what can and cannot be done, subject to the whims of what the left-wing globull Nazis deem is acceptable, such as appropriate toilet paper usage.

These people are very scary!

51 posted on 04/23/2007 3:49:38 AM PDT by Obadiah (Republicans - the battered wives of Democrats.)
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To: familyop
Would anyone here like to shake hands with her?

It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it.

52 posted on 04/23/2007 3:50:39 AM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: tiger-one

If I can’t use TP I guess Crow will have to kiss my *** so I’m clean.


53 posted on 04/23/2007 3:51:06 AM PDT by Nextrush ( Chris Matthews Band: "I get high....I get high.....I get high.....McCain......")
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To: Tuba Guy

Ouch !! painful to just look at it.


54 posted on 04/23/2007 3:52:38 AM PDT by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM 53 : 1 The FOOL hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

another one world liberal wishing to make us just like a third world peasant......


55 posted on 04/23/2007 3:53:16 AM PDT by Vaquero (" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
This is enlightening.
This not just a window to the profound ignorance of the global warming people...No. No.

This reveals the desire for total, smothering control over every aspect of our lives...all justified in the name of gaia/save the planet.

Crow’s comrades may not count on how many squares we use, but would rather limit the rolls we purchase.
Imagine when NO public restrooms offer Toilet paper.

This is just the tip of the iceberg...libs want to monitor and control EVERYTHING you do.
“Liberal” used to mean a member of an opposition party.
Now “liberal” means tyranny.

56 posted on 04/23/2007 3:53:58 AM PDT by Cyclops08
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
Don't trust main stream media.

Their scare tactics have flip-flopped four times over the last eighty-some years.

 

 

The following graphs show that Earth is in a brief period of global warming called an interglacial. The longer time spans, the deep troughs are glacial periods. The line that runs across the graphs is the temperature in 1950 and listed as "0" on the left axis.

As can be seen in Figure 1-5, Earth appears ready to move toward another ice age in the cycle.

I'm more concerned with sustaining global warming to offset global cooling and the next ice age. 

Ice Ages & Astronomical Causes
Brief Introduction to the History of Climate
by Richard A. Muller

Origin of the 100 kyr Glacial Cycle

This first graph looks bad, doesn't it -- steeper upward temperature trend. Horizontal red line is temperature at 1950.

Figure 1-1 Global warming

The second graph shows today's temperature isn't out of the norm. Horizontal blue line is temperature at 1950.

Figure 1-2 Climate of the last 2400 years

The next graph shows a downtrend in temperatures from 8,000 years ago to today. The down trend is steeper in the recent 2,000 years. From left to right the upper spikes have lower highs while the lower spikes have lower lows. (The same effect can be seen in Figure 1-2, above.) 

Figure 1-3 Climate of the last 12,000 years

This graph shows that agriculture and  stationary societies emerged 8,000 years ago during a time frame when global temperature was much higher than normal, or average.

Figure 1-4 Climate of the last 100,000 years

The next graph shows that the recent 8,000 years was one of five brief hot spikes when glaciers were at minimums. With much longer troughs when glacials (ice ages) were the norm most of the time.

Figure 1-5 Climate for the last 420 kyr, from Vostok ice

The graph below is reversed. That is, the left side is present day and the right side is 3 million years ago. It shows a 3 million year down trend toward widening extremes in the temperature cycle.

Figure 1-6 Climate for the last 3 million years

The final graph shows CO2 lagging temperature change -- not leading it.

Figure 1-7 CO2 and temperature for the last 450 kyr

When man can cause meaningful global warming yesterday would be a good time to begin thwarting the next ice age.

Great documentary: The Great Global Warming Swindle at Google.
  The Great Global Warming Swindle at You Tube.

If the above links don't work use the respective search function at each Website. Type: The Great Global Warming Swindle.

57 posted on 04/23/2007 3:54:00 AM PDT by Zon (Honesty outlives the lie, spin and deception -- It always has -- It always will.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
I like a good beer buzz early in the morning ...
58 posted on 04/23/2007 3:54:47 AM PDT by Vaquero (" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Her parents didn’t even know how to spell Cheryl.


59 posted on 04/23/2007 3:55:06 AM PDT by Past Your Eyes (Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Who’s going to enforce it, Crapper Cops? Potty Police? Will you be written Toilet Tickets? Water Closet Warrants?


60 posted on 04/23/2007 3:55:33 AM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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