[M203M4]

Oh, why can we not be cultured and sophisticated like the French? Superior French culture bump.

To be fair, I know many French folks who are completely sane, normal, and all other sorts of good things. Funny thing is, none of them are devotees of 'high culture' that is held in such esteemed regard by the Hollyweirdos.

[Paul Heinzman]

I thought about using "The Sophisticates" or "Les Debonairness" for the punchline of this story, but having just spent my time watching The Aristocrats (which also uses both those alternate punchlines), I opted for the original.

When I saw this story, I just couldn't resist. I love the French, I really do. Great pastry, great sauces, lousy politics. Two out of three ain't bad.

Oh, and thanks for the statue.