IOWAHAWK: Repent, Sinners!

TypePad ^ | Feb. 27, 2007 | David Burge

[saveliberty]

LOL

Oops. Sorry I posted twice

Cheers,

sl

[FOXFANVOX]

You are too fast for me!

My AOL is acting up so I'll post the following for you here:


Murphy's Lessen Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last . . . thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword . . . get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be
stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the
fog.
8. If the shoe fits . . . get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those
who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he
will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

[sauropod]

My favorite was always "Stop Global Whining!"

[Smokin' Joe]

Hunga mwa blabla glooba flambla hoomcha doomcha gluppa!

Pretty much sums up the whole debate.

[Conservativegreatgrandma]

I've thought the same thing. If someone has something to buy that means someone has something for sale. How do we find out if we qualify for selling our credits?

[EmilyGeiger]

I hope not, because his toons really get my day going!! Something weird has been going on with his posts. :( I miss it today.

[Gator113]

Thanks for the laugh.

[xzins]

Funny Stuff!

Too bad it ain't Friday, and neeners didn't find this first.

I'm gonna come up with a Martin Luther Eco-Indulegence thread tomorrow.....START your engines!

"As soon as the coin in the coffer rings, the soul from purgatory springs";

[Lucky9teen]

Watch out for Manbearpig...

[jazusamo]

LOL! Thanks to you both.

[saveliberty]

LOL

Although in IT, we say "don't make it fool proof; make it idiot proof".

[saveliberty]

You're welcome, Gator113.

[saveliberty]

You're welcome, jazusamo. :-)

[del4hope]

Good mid morning chuckle. Thanks for the ping sl. Check out my latest tag line.

[saveliberty]

LOL!

I would be dollars to doughnuts that former VP Al Gore doesn't even know what a router is.

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

And, of course, we will use the proceeds of this sale to pay off our Bank of American no social security number credit cards!

[Chena]

LOL! Thanks for the ping, saveliberty! bttt

[rhema]

BTTT

[saveliberty]

You're welcome, Chena!

[Izzy Dunne]

Although in IT, we say "don't make it fool proof; make it idiot proof".

The trouble is they keep coming up with a better class of idiots...