[HitmanLV]

That explains why you are a conservative, but doesn't explain why what you posted is conservative. A liberal could have posted your original thoughts, too.

[Creationist]

Most Liberals are believer of abortion, supporters of save the whale kill the child. (I am sure there are a few that believe contrary)

Evolution is a lie portray by both liberal and conservative alike.

This lie is propagated to make a explanation for science, as they are to logical to except the fact of a God with all the power needed to create fully functional systems without the need for magical contrary to the physical and natural laws processes that can not be tested; cosmic evolution, planetary evolution, chemical evolution, macro evolution.