Mookie Mookie:
Mookie Mookie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Mookie Mookie, oh baby
Me gotta go
Fine little JDAM waits for me
Catch a camel got to flee
Hiding in Qom, all alone
Never know if I make it home
Mookie Mookie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Mookie Mookie, oh baby
Me gotta go
Three nights and days hide in fear
Think of martyrs, constantly
In my hole, seek me there
I have spiders in my hair.
Mookie Mookie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Mookie Mookie, oh baby
Me gotta go
Okay, let's give it to 'em, right now!
See Iran, the moon above
It won't be long, I be back
Take up my arms again
Tell Maliki I'll never leave again
Mookie Mookie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Mookie Mookie, oh baby
Me gotta go
Let's take it on outa here now
Let's go!!
LOL! But you should tell the folks it is to the tune of "Louie, Louie."