[Arizona Carolyn]

What about Rene Sanchez? He isn't looking like a rose to me.

[calcowgirl]

He's looking like someone whose mother slipped over the border for free hospital delivery services:

Q. How old are you, Agent Sanchez?
A. 33 years old.
Q. Okay. Where were you from?
A. El Paso, Texas.
Q. And you went to high school here in El Paso?
A. Yes, ma'am.
Q. Before going to high school here in El Paso, where did you live?
A. In San Isidro, Chihuahua, Mexico.
(snip)
Q. And you were born in the United States. Is that correct?
A. Yes.
Q. How old were you when you came to the United States?
A. I believe I was probably 16 or 15.