DUmmie FUnnies 02-13-07 (Loony Edwards Blogger "Quits" Campaign)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 13, 2007 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

[Alia]

finnman69,

I think the photo you posted sums the matter purrfectly. Sweet little girl Amanda and her cat. Wouldn't you hire her too?

(grinning, running, and ducking).

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #975.

Only 25 more until the MAGIC 1000!

[CaliGirl-R]

Bill O'Reilly did a segment on this last night. When I saw that I thought "Oh oh, she'll be off the Edward blog".

He had Michelle Malkin and the blond dem commenting on Amanda and Edwards. They did good.

[decal]

"I'll miss having her work for Edwards, who's my guy, but at least we can look forward to the next year and a half at Pandagon being filled with hard-hitting classic Amanda posts."

And all eight of her sycophants can read it; at least the rest of us can revel in the obscurity she will deservedly waddle back to.

[decal]

"What the right wing wanted was to damage Edwards. They got their wish, but not by my hand."

Unless you're Mrs Edwards, the proper response to this is, "And whom would YOU be? Why should anyone care WHAT your hand does?"

[Charles Henrickson]

BREAKING NOOSE! Now the OTHER hate-filled, anti-Christian, bigoted blogger is OUT at Team Edwards! Malicious McSpewin' (AKA Melissa McEwan) has "resigned" also!

Second Blogger Quits Edwards Campaign

[redstates4ever]

In #71, it's college pic. In #74, it's present-day.

[GOPJ]

Thanks for the ping.

[Alia]

Thank you, redstates4ever.

This is Amanda in college.

This is Amanda at present.

Amanda looks quite sweet in her obviously, early college years. I wonder what classes she took; what types of teachers she had which heightened her angry obsession with organized religions.

Oh, well -- A Funny Happened on the Way to the Forum for her, no doubts.

P.S.: Second Blogger Quits Edwards Campaign

[Charles Henrickson]

I hear she's anti-cat-lick, though.

[Charles Henrickson]

The other bigoted blogger, Malicious McSpewin':

[Alia]

Whoa. Do you have a timeline, approx, for these photos?

[Eagle of Liberty]

I actually heard through an unnamed sourse that Edwards was tagging her. Liz the tubby wife found out and demanded her gone.

Who is the unnamed source? Works for the Washington Post and NY Times

Good use of Jouralism Ethics 101. "Unnnamed sources" also give that sense of secrecy which leads to many DUmmie conspiracy theories.

[Holicheese]

SHHHHHHHH, keep it quiet. I don't want anyone to figure it out!
My "unnamed source" will be floating some more rumors...I mean truths later today.

[Palladin]

I don't believe that. Both of thse dames look like typical lesbians to me.

[franksolich]

I think this scandal has pretty much knocked the Breck Girl out of contention. The NEXT big scandal will probably be some dirt revealed about Obama. The Republicans will be blamed for the "smear" but the true source will be from She Who Must Not Be Named.

I'm waiting to see what Messalina does to our candidate Vilsack.

[Holicheese]

You mean my "unnamed source" might just be making things up and faxing them to me from Kinkos in Texas?

[dirtbiker]

This episode was a test. The test was comprised of a single question: will you stand up for yourself in the general election against the dark forces of the right.

No one can resist the power of the dark side!

[dirtbiker]

You mean my "unnamed source" might just be making things up and faxing them to me from Kinkos in Texas?

SHHHHHHHH!

Don't tell EVERYBODY we use the same source Dapper Dan used!

[dirtbiker]

I don't believe that. Both of thse dames look like typical lesbians to me.

"...Beware of pretty faces that you find...
A pretty face can hide an evil mind.
You let the wrong word slip,
while kissing persuasive lips.
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow."