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DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-07 (DUmmies Outraged Over Crewcut Photographer At DC Demonstration)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2007 | DUmmie NoSheep, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/30/2007 4:30:44 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: Condor51
Mystery man could have really freaked them out with this...

It's got the White House News Photographers insignia on it.

121 posted on 01/30/2007 7:25:53 AM PST by retrokitten ("Beth, bear mace that guy!!")
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To: PJ-Comix
His buddy in the background what's that attached to his button on his shirt, down by his waist? Could that have been some sort of audio recording device?

Meds talking here. I enlarged the photo and there's nothing attached to the button above the fellow's belt that I could see.

122 posted on 01/30/2007 7:31:04 AM PST by bcsco
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To: Hodar
This is very funny!

A top ten paranoid DUmmie post.

123 posted on 01/30/2007 7:32:15 AM PST by zlala ("History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or timid." -Dwight D. Eisenhower)
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To: PJ-Comix
This has got to be the funniest (and perhaps scariest) posts yet!

was it that sunny that they were wearing sunglasses?

LOL, what idiots liberals are!!! So they are going on about sunglasses being some sort of tip off, yet there are at least 4 protesters in the background also wearing sunglasses. Over the course of this thread the guy admits to confronting the guy, shouting at the guy, attempting to block his camera and he thinks the guy is being out of line?! Nosheep is an idiot AND an @sshat...which is to say, he's a typical leftist.

124 posted on 01/30/2007 7:36:47 AM PST by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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To: retrokitten
****Mystery man could have really freaked them out with this... (photog bag). It's got the White House News Photographers insignia on it.****

'Freaked them out' is putting it mildly. Those moonbats (mr & mrs NoSheep) would have went into 'foaming at the mouth', 'exorcist type head spinning', apoplectic fits.

125 posted on 01/30/2007 7:44:07 AM PST by Condor51 (The demoncRATs don't want another 'Vietnam' - they want another Dien Bien Phu.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Maybe it's just me, but I sense some--oh, I don't know, PARANOIA?--in these DUmmie posts. . . .

THAT'S A DUMMIE
Tune: "That's Amore"

When the Moonbats go wild
With the sh*t that they've piled,
That's a DUmmie.
When they've plain lost their heads
Like they've gone off their meds,
That's a DUmmie.

Hopes will fly,
Soaring to the sky, rising way up high
Like a giant sequoia.
Hands will wring--
What a ding-a-ling, what a ding-a-ling--
And you'll think, "Paranoia."

When the "F" words flow free
Just like on MTV,
That's a DUmmie.
When they march in the street
Without leaving their seat,
You're in luck:

Those aren't Rovian plants,
They're just Ants in their rants,
And they're FUnnie!
For a laugh and a half
Reading each paragraph--
That's a DUmmie!

126 posted on 01/30/2007 7:44:42 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix

Oh man, they are just too nuts for me sometimes.

They are marching in public, hoping above hope to be noticed because their daddies didn't love them. They yearn to be seen on C-SPAN, yet some guy with a crewcut taking photos sends them into an outrage.

Lithium, stat.


127 posted on 01/30/2007 7:45:03 AM PST by kenth (I wish compassionate conservatives were more compassionate to conservatism.)
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To: PJ-Comix
They're collecting information for... ...the coming roundup. . . .

HELLO FROM A FELLOW DUMMIE
Tune: "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"

Hello from a fellow DUmmie,
Here I am at their Camp Rummy.
Camp is where they are detaining
All us DUmmies who they say will need retraining.

Exile off in Madagascar
Would beat camp here watching NASCAR.
I can't take the country music,
And the food from Cracker Barrel makes me too sick.

Into chapel, there they squeeze us
And they make us come to Jesus.
I get baptized so darn often
That the creases in my clothing start to soften.

Now I don't want to annoy ya,
But this isn't paranoia.
Guards are coming soon to make me
Watch the 700 Club until they break me.

Get me out, oh help a DUmmie!
Get me out, I hate Camp Rummy!
Don't leave me here in this form of hell--
I've got more Amway left to sell.

Get me out, I promise I will
Not take baths, or mess the house with
Jack Chick tracts; I don't think I can last
Another FOX newscast.

Back on DU, wish I could join.
How's my precious little goodboy?
Get me out of this detention
And I'd even read a Pitt thread with attention.

Wait a minute, what's this beeping?
An alarm clock--I was sleeping!
What a nightmare, for just nappin',
But I bet you Rove and Bush will make it happen!

128 posted on 01/30/2007 7:46:23 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: SoothingDave
Naw, a bunch of these all huddled would send shivers down their spineless backs:


129 posted on 01/30/2007 7:49:17 AM PST by Eagle of Liberty (Islamists are like children. You cannot reason. They only understand rewards and punishments.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We should start a wiki photo database of odd folks at demonstrations.


130 posted on 01/30/2007 7:54:51 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Maybe Pitt will get disappeared.)
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To: darkwing104

I profile those two guys as SAS members visiting from the UK, using NoSheep's own words of the 'vibes' in the area as part of my 'profile.'

That possibility is beyond the imagination of NoSheep.


131 posted on 01/30/2007 8:06:36 AM PST by maica (America will be a hyperpower that's all hype and no power -- if we do not prevail in Iraq)
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Secondly, over the holidays I was fighting to renew my lease against my landlord's wishes

Hey dogday! I own my own house...and I have a real job.


132 posted on 01/30/2007 8:15:25 AM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: PJ-Comix
Of course, there must have been government agents photographing the loons but the DUmmies would never have known because the agents were smart enough to look exactly like leftist loons. This means they didn't bathe nor wash their clothes for a couple of weeks.

The government agents who screw up and tick off their bosses are assigned the cubicles right next to the government agents who are scheduled to surveil the next moonbat gathering.

133 posted on 01/30/2007 8:52:36 AM PST by steve-b (It's hard to be religious when certain people don't get struck by lightning.)
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To: Purrcival

He sticks out because he obviously bathed and put on clean clothes before he came to the march..

No B.O. is always a dead giveaway..


134 posted on 01/30/2007 8:52:54 AM PST by Armedanddangerous (Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
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To: PJ-Comix
FWIW, Pitt's "bestseller" is currently 126,561 on Barnes & Noble, 181,774 on Amazon....

OTOH, the new book by Neal Boortz ("Sombody's Got to Say It"), which hasn't been released yet, is 18...

Good luck the the misses, PJ. There is NOTHING more infuriating than a bureaucrat that has been promoted beyond their capability (which accounts for 99.98% of all of them)

135 posted on 01/30/2007 8:55:36 AM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head up my "rear end"...)
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To: PJ-Comix
A Hardly Boys DUmmie searching for clues about the photographer.

The guy in the leather jacket gives benburch a raging clue.

136 posted on 01/30/2007 8:55:48 AM PST by steve-b (It's hard to be religious when certain people don't get struck by lightning.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Or maybe the Devil really did possess her soul at that point.

Couldn't possibly be that, PJ.

Bureaucrats have no soul....

137 posted on 01/30/2007 8:58:12 AM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head up my "rear end"...)
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To: All

You know..sometimes I wish one of them would try and knock my $2,000 Nikon out of my hands..I'd bend my cane around their skull.


138 posted on 01/30/2007 8:59:25 AM PST by Armedanddangerous (Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
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To: dirtbiker
OOOOPS! I meant to post that on YESTERDAY'S DUFU....

DUh!

139 posted on 01/30/2007 9:03:07 AM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head up my "rear end"...)
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To: BigSkyFreeper
http://www.senate.gov/general/resources/graphic/medium/webb_220-250.jpg

If Jim Webb also showed up, they'd run for the hills, figuring that the roundups are about to begin at any moment.

140 posted on 01/30/2007 9:07:15 AM PST by steve-b (It's hard to be religious when certain people don't get struck by lightning.)
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