DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-07 (DUmmies Outraged Over Crewcut Photographer At DC Demonstration)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2007 | DUmmie NoSheep, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Well, it looks like ol' PJ might have his own confrontation soon with the Federal government. Apparently my wife's case to get her green card has been lost in the shuffle. The first attempt was last summer when her appointment was rescheduled because of a nearby hurricane. Then when we showed up a few weeks later, the government woman interviewing us (to make sure we were REALLY married) went NUts because some of the pics in the photo album we showed her of a baby shower we went to were of the pregnant woman wearing skimpy clothes. For some reason this offended the government woman and she took it out on us. Result. Another appointment to go back AGAIN on December 4. December 4 rolls around and we show up as scheduled with a professional interpreter that the offended government woman demanded we bring with us. Guess what? Even though they made us wait for over an hour, the government woman did not even show up that day. Her supervisor should have been able to take care of it but guess what? The supervisor was out because some cousin was in the hospital. Result. They RESCHEDULED the appointment AGAIN. However, this time the case got completely lost. Nothing in the mail for almost two months now.

HEY FEDS!!! GET YOUR DAMN ACT TOGETHER!!! MILLIONS OF ILLEGALS AND OTHERS ARE GETTING THEIR GREEN CARDS!!! MY WIFE IS LEGALLY FOLLOWING EVERY DETAILED PROCEDURE ASKED OF HER AND NOW SHE IS PAYING FOR IT BY YOU IDIOTS LOSING HER CASE!!!

GET YOUR DAMN ACT TOGETHER!!! NOW!!!

Sorry for the personal rant but this whole experience has really upset my wife. It has also disillusioned her since she thought that if she did everything legally required of her there would be no problem. Guess what? THERE IS A PROBLEM!!!

(Calm down, PJ.)

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[PJ-Comix]

If anybody is lurking here who works for my senator (Mel Martinez) please Freepmail me because this botched green card case is really taking a big toll on us. We need an intervention to get this damn thing RESOLVED!!!

[flitton]

Top 10!!!

[Abathar]

Top 10!

[BigSkyFreeper]

The fat slob's flag on his placard is upside down. /sarc

[PJ-Comix]

That fat slob is DUmmie NoSheep's hubby.

[cripplecreek]

Mr NoSheep and I agreed we felt as if we were in the presence of someone almost inhuman. The picture doesn't show his vibe...but it was there.

[oh8eleven]

They are some sick, sick people.

[pigsmith]

Wow, a long one this time. Now to go back and read it!

[PJ-Comix]

"The Live" is all too real for the DUmmies.

[elc]

Oh, I feel your pain with the green card. My fiance has been waiting 4 years. I know we'll actually be married before he gets it.

BTW, I swear I know the guy in the leather jacket. I just don't know from where, though.

[BigSkyFreeper]

Kudo's to the unidentified photographer for being that deep in the belly of the beast.

[bert]

The photos were made to have faces to go with the names on the extermination list. Surely they knew that. The photog had short hair.

[CSM]

Awesome! Top 20!

[PJ-Comix]

Wow, a long one this time.

Not as long as my wife's ENDLESS case to get her green card. What should have been a SIMPLE procedure of verifying that we are REALLY married has now turned into a NIGHTMARE perpetrated by the bureacrats. At this point we need an INTERVENTION by an elected official to get this case RESOLVED.

A few nights ago I was so upset that I swear an artery was about to burst in my skull. What happened is that in the middle of the night I woke up with incredible dizziness. I started to go to the bathroom but the room swirled around me. I thought for sure I was a goner. At that point I was hoping that the END would at least be quick and painless like what happened to a guy I knew named Tommy who was instantly dead from a burst brain artery before he even hit the ground.

Needless to say this case has been very upsetting. Come to think of it, I better FreepMail my Blogger password to Charles since he is my designated successor. PJ might go on to other pastures but the DUFUs will continue!

[CSM]

"I wanted to knock the camera out of his hand but this guy was steroid HUGE with an unmistakably deadly vibe."

He wanted to be a lefty hero, yet that guy was so scary....at the same time he protested true heroes willing to actually take on a truly frightening enemy.

Just don't question their patriotism!

[cabojoe]

Silly DUmmies...while their attention was being diverted by the photographer, black helicopters were hovering overhead taking pictures of the protesters in the x-ray frequencies.

[CSM]

"Anyway...I yelled at him a little bit because it made me so angry that someone like this even exists."

Ahh, the inclusive liberals so willing to accept diversity of appearance. Who is the fascist party?

[CSM]

"You can imagine all the things I wish I'd said! Like "Did you get that sweater at the Fascist Mall?"

Hey pot, meet kettle.