DUmmie FUnnies 01-29-07 (William Rivers Pitt Slams 9-11 Truthers)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 29, 2007 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[gate2wire]

I'd rather be a lousy speller then a lousy journalist.

pitt gets no respect...again.

[beans36]

Hey, maybe they were drunk. I hope they weren't egomaniacs, though. That combo is just about useless.

Ouch! Dog pile on Will the Thrill! I'm always amused that Pitt seems to think that everyone will just suddenly forget his role in Fitzmas.

[PJ-Comix]

Pitt's whole shtick is mainstreaming himself just enough to get on teeeeeeveeeeee as a pundit. That is why he is so adamant about not having anything to do with A.N.S.W.E.R. at the September 2005 DC rally despite the fact that A.N.S.W.E.R. ran that whole show.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"I'd rather be a lousy speller then a lousy journalist."

Love those DUmmies. Grammar, syntax and chronology means this is somewhat FUnnie.

This DUmmie has a plan! First a lousy speller and "then" a lousy journalist.

Looks like this DUmmie is halfway there!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Actually, I believe this is a reference to faux-journalists (but full time communists) Jim Moran and another (Tom?). Both worked for ABC radio but I'm not certain if they are related.

[piasa]

Don't those truthers know that TRUTHOUT.COM was registered one day before the 9/11 attacks?

How did Truthout KNOW?

Could it be that Father Benjamin told them?

[Add twilight zone music here]

[Charles Henrickson]

"9-II Was An Inside Job"

Should read: "IX-XI Was An Inside Job"

[Charles Henrickson]

the characters you have after the "9-" are the letter "I" printed twice.

The characters you have on the podium are even FUnnier.

[Charles Henrickson]

the letter "I" printed twice.

Pitt prints the letter "I" 50 times, every paragraph.

[Ditter]

Fitzmas? Did someone say something about Fitzmas? Is it coming? I just put all my decorations away because it never came!

[Charles Henrickson]

Better Still. Learn the meaning of the word priority and skip the banner altogether.

An Inconvenient Truther.

[Charles Henrickson]

There are 1000's of banner out there today with 1000's of messages. Should we just ban the 9-11 ones?

Bad Pitt is a banner banner.

[doug from upland]

Pitt was really excited when he thought Aaron Brown was going to have him on his show. He might have gotten on had a troublemaker not informed Brown's producer, with Pitt's own words, that Pitt was a whackjob. DUmmyville was not happy.

[Charles Henrickson]

George W Bush provoked the 9-11 attacks.

"Provoked"?! He ORDERED them! MIHOP! MIHOP!

MIHOP IS BUILT ON NOTHING, YES
Tune: "My Hope Is Built on Nothing Less"

MIHOP is built on nothing, yes,
But still my rage is bottomless;
I dare not trust what Bush may claim,
But wholly place on him the blame.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

When buildings fell on 9-11,
I knew this stunk to highest heav'n.
That famous crashing airplane shot
Was filmed upon a movie lot.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

His Rice, his Rumsfeld, Cheney, Rove
Support Bush in this web they wove.
When soon they take us all away,
My tin foil and MIHOP will stay.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

[Charles Henrickson]

See post 16

That's post XVI.

[SoothingDave]

The 9-11 attacks appear blowback for failed US-Taliban oil and gas pipeline diplomacy and the subsequent Bush threat to invade Afghanistan before 9-11.

I hadn't heard this piece of idiocy before. I wonder how they document this "threat"?

[Charles Henrickson]

See post 16. . . . See post 16. . . . See post 16. . . . See post 16. . . .

See Pitt trying to cover his posterior.

[Incorrigible]

Oh my! Will Pitt getting his but handed to him by a bunch of DUmmie Truthers. How embarrassing for him!

[Lx]

"9-II Was An Inside Job" - the sign behind the speakers at the rally

[Posted William Rivers Pitt with a definite agenda way beyond mere grammatical corrections.]

Memo to sign-maker: the characters you have after the "9-" are the letter "I" printed twice. Not ones. I's.

When I first tried to type on an old manual (around 1971), I couldn't find the '1' key. I had to ask my dad who said it was the capital 'I' key.

[Charles Henrickson]

Am I dissing the movement?

Yes.

Calling them tinfoilers?

Yes.

No.

Yes.

I'm saying proper spelling is important.

Now you're trying to recant your not-so-veiled dissing of the Truthers, so as not to piss off a large portion of your Pied Piperees.

Pitt OFTEN has to recant--without actually admitting he was wrong, of course--in order to save face and to advance his favorite cause, namely, Will Pitt.

SELF-RECANTED EVENING
Tune: "Some Enchanted Evening"

Self-recanted evening,
When you see the flip-flops,
You may see where Pitt stops
Across the DUmmieland.
And somehow you know,
You know even then,
That sometime you'll see him
Recant once again.

Self-aggrandized weaving,
Bloviating windbag,
Going where the wind blows,
Not knowing where to stand.
He'll write to the left--
That's left to go right--
Will's so busy dancing,
He can't sleep at night.

Who can explain Pitt?
Who can tell you why?
Will gives two versions,
Neither one can fly.

Some fantastic FReeping!
Someone may be laughing,
You may hear the laughing
Among the DUFU fans.
And night after night,
When we go to bed,
That sound is our laughter--
Will Pitt's in our thread!

Once we have DUFUed
Will Pitt's swing and miss,
Then he'll discover
He can't recant this!