Sound of phone ringing...
Saddam: "Hello"
Me: "Saddam, hows it hanging?"
Saddam "GACAKKKKKKKK"!
mE: "BREWHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Saddam Had Koran Written in His Blood for Baghdad's "Mother of All Battles" Mosque, Saddam has Koran written in his blood http://www.ifapray.org/NFOW/NFOW2003/Jan-June%202003/Saddam's%20Mosque%20of%20War%20-%20April%2013,%202003.html