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DUmmie FUnnies 12-25-06 (DUmmie FUnnies Endorses Presidential Candidate)
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| December 25, 2006
| PJ-Comix
Posted on 12/25/2006 8:31:59 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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Well, none of you came close to guessing who would be endorsed. A few days ago, I was doing a quick humorous dance impression for a some friends of mine. Suddenly I had an enormous pain in my chest. I thought I was having a massive heart attack. In the moments it took me to grab my chest with my hand, I had the vision that I was going to drop dead in a few seconds. Although I should have been depressed at that thought, I was actually laughing to myself. Why? Because had I dropped dead right then and there, you would have NEVER learned the name of the endorsee. For years afterwards there would have been a lot of specultaion and debate on whom I intended to endorse and why.
Such was the thought that instantly popped into my mind when my hand reached my chest. It turned out to be just a painful muscle cramp that I massaged out. The onlookers couldn't figure out why I was simultaneously showing pain and laughing like hell while massaging my chest.
Ironically, the person whose dance moves I was trying to imitate was James Brown. This was days before he died. Spooky.
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posted on
12/25/2006 8:32:02 AM PST
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PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
12/25/2006 8:32:40 AM PST
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socal_parrot
(I've been a good boy this year...kind of.)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
12/25/2006 8:32:45 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Merry Christmas! SAY NO TO RUDY!)
To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
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posted on
12/25/2006 8:33:13 AM PST
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PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: PJ-Comix
Merry Christmas PJ-Comix.
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posted on
12/25/2006 8:33:27 AM PST
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socal_parrot
(I've been a good boy this year...kind of.)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
12/25/2006 8:35:06 AM PST
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SIDENET
(Everybody was kung-fu fighting)
To: PJ-Comix
All I want for Christmas is to be Top 10!
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posted on
12/25/2006 8:36:20 AM PST
by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
Christmas top ten. Merry Christmas PJ
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posted on
12/25/2006 8:39:01 AM PST
by
sharkhawk
(Play me a dirge matey)
To: ConservativeMind
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posted on
12/25/2006 8:39:02 AM PST
by
freedomlover
(Sorry, a tagline occurred. The tagline has been logged.)
To: PJ-Comix
Wear the Bear!!!
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posted on
12/25/2006 8:41:12 AM PST
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gate2wire
(Merry Christmas.)
To: PJ-Comix
If Vilsack was to win, does that mean he'd have to close his pickle plant?
IMHO that would be a shame, I love Vilsack Pickles.
:-)
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posted on
12/25/2006 8:47:39 AM PST
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Condor51
(Mayor Daley (D-Chi) For POTUS . Really, why not? He's more conservative than Rudy!)
To: gate2wire
Yeah. That is catchy. WEAR THE BEAR!
BTW, I already sent a message to the Vilsack campaign on his website informing them of the endorsement by the DUmmie FUnnies. I suggest that others visit his website and encourage Vilsack to Wear The Bear.
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posted on
12/25/2006 8:48:52 AM PST
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PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
An interesting rationale for the endorsement, although many I'm sure will pooh-pooh the selection...
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posted on
12/25/2006 8:50:24 AM PST
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mikrofon
(Merry Christmas)
To: mikrofon
I don't expect Vilsack to take the suggestion at first but when his poll numbers remain stagnant, he might change his mind.
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posted on
12/25/2006 8:51:26 AM PST
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PJ-Comix
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To: Condor51
IMHO that would be a shame, I love Vilsack Pickles. Switch to Claussen Pickles. You should anyway. MMMmm good pickles.
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posted on
12/25/2006 8:53:32 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(We must have faith For when it is all said and done, Faith manages. And the impossible is achieved)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
12/25/2006 8:54:28 AM PST
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gate2wire
(Merry Christmas.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
So far the most attention Vilsack has received has been due to the Vilsack Duck on the Daily Show. What does that tell you? He needs to WEAR THE BEAR.
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posted on
12/25/2006 8:54:57 AM PST
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PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Merry Christmas, PJ! And thanks for the laughs all year-round!
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posted on
12/25/2006 8:58:43 AM PST
by
RedRover
(They are not killers. Defend our Marines.)
To: PJ-Comix
Does it have to be a bear? I am rather fond of bears and would rather not have them associated with Demonrats. Maybe a Flower the Skunk?
Of course there is something appropriate about a DemonRat wearing something called "Pooh!" on his head.
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posted on
12/25/2006 9:00:56 AM PST
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Harmless Teddy Bear
(We must have faith For when it is all said and done, Faith manages. And the impossible is achieved)
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