DU Exclusive: A post from the Man Upstairs

Dec. 17, 2006 | DUmmies

[WinOne4TheGipper]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2934647

Too bad God is a DUer now. I have so many questions I want to ask him/her/it.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

I have a feeling that you two will have something to say about this.:)

[Wings-n-Wind]

Jesus is teaching his followers:

Beware of false prophets who come disguised as harmless sheep...
But are really wolves that will tear you apart...

You can detect them by the way they act...
Just as you can identify a tree by it's fruit.
--Matthew 7:15-16

Methinks this channeling guy from DU.... and most of their cronies...
Have ways to go before they are found prophesying by the HOLY Spirit....
Until their is some evidence of their more God-ly pursuits... & commitment fo their heart to Jesus Christ.

I think I shall take their "God posts" with a grain of salt...

This marginal (DU-posted) offering has a couple of tons of really bad theology...

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Unfortunately, "tons" doesn't even begin to describe the amount of bad theology in the supposed channeling. We could be here all day listing verses in the Bible contradicting stuff said here. I'm pretty sure adherents of the other faiths listed in the post could also with their respective scriptures.

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What a shock. Some DUmmie thinks God is a gay hippie, serving up treacly pablum too schmaltzy for a Hallmark greeting card.

Does everybody over there write like a nine-year-old girl?

[WinOne4TheGipper]

I'm still trying to find a post from there that's more coherent than a two year old throwing a temper tantrum.

[Turbopilot]

So you heard God say all that to you, huh? I know what can help with that:

On a side note:

Give to people who don't have as much as you according to your ability and if many people have suffered then organize and call for your government to help these many people as we all need to join the effort.

Apparently, not only does God directly rip off Karl Marx, He also needs the government's help to take care of poor people. I think it's revealing that to this liberal's way of thinking, government is literally more powerful than God.

[Smedley]

Does everybody over there write like a nine-year-old girl?

There's too much profanity for most 9yos

[WinOne4TheGipper]

LOL. On a side note, I've got a secret so dangerous that it can make a DUmmie's head burst... Conservatives are more generous than liberals.

[Paul Heinzman]

To those who don't believe in me, then you have that right, have a good day and you need not read any further.

Homer: God's cool.

Marge: No, I'm pretty sure he's not.

[JCEccles]

Great. When does he appear on Oprah?

[Porterville]

I think God hates liberals.... just a hunch.

[Paul Heinzman]

To the people of the earth I don't just focus on and favor the people of one country.

Well, the DUmmie got one statement right.

[Paul Heinzman]

I value everyone who ever existed from the beginning of time to today and beyond to, to, to, forever.

Even George Bush.

[darkangel82]

LOL@the DU lunacy. I thought they didn't believe in God.(Not that I have any room to criticize, but still....)

[Paul Heinzman]

I do not believe in hell...Alex Trebek will visit from 9 till 5...

I thought you didn't believe in hell.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

ROTFLMAO.

[Charles Henrickson]

Alex Trebek will visit from 9 till 5 . . . you will stay there forever waiting for his daily visits and undergoing these interrogations.

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

Does that mean he loves even George Bush and Republicans?

(I thought not)

[Paul Heinzman]

I love the Romans, the Etruscans, the cave people, the Gauls, the Franks, the Prussians, The Americans, the French, the Germans, the Iraqis, the Indians, the Pakistanis, the Russians and the British, the Irish.

As for the rest of you...not so much.