DUmmie FUnnies NOT Chosen As 2006 Weblog Awards Finalist & I'm Completely BUMMED OUT!

Self | December 5, 2006 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Would you have Li'l Beaver with you?

Absolutely. Plus when AM eases into PM I will have a set of gigantic Margaritas heavily fortified with the finest of blue agave.

Tome el gusano!

[PJ-Comix]

Just remember, it all depends on the judges. Judges there are all volunteers so if anybody on the DUFU PING list wants to volunteer to be a judge there on the next go around, be my guest. I already posted that if I win in 2007, I want to be publicly coronated at their Las Vegas Weblog Awards ceremonies in Las Vegas as the Emperor Of All The Blogospheres. Vestal virgins are in short supply in Las Vegas so I would have to settle for mere vestals to sing out the tribulations.

[PJ-Comix]

You needed a GOTV effort.

I had a GOTV plan mapped out that included Freepers but also other members of the Blogosphere. Anyway, I have about 9 months to improve my plan. The next awards will occur about 2 months earlier than this year because the ceremonies will be taking place in Las Vegas in early November.

[PJ-Comix]

Remember to answer the call for being volunteer judges at the 2007 Weblog Awards. Since the ceremonies will be taking place in Las Vegas maybe you can score yourself some big vacation discount there. I don't want to influence your votes for finalists but I hope you all keep a certain humor blog in mind when making your choices.

[E Rocc]

I just found out a few minutes ago that the DUmmie FUnnies did not make the final cut.

Did DU itself make it? Or are only sites that are intentionally funny elgible.

-Eric

[kevkrom]

Normally I, and many other bloggers, blog clad only in a T-shirt and underpants.

WAAAAAAAY too much information, PJ.

[SoothingDave]

So that is what I want to do. I would like to put myself on exhibit behind a glass booth at that convention like a zoo animal clad only in my T-shirt and underpants while fortified with constantly flowing coffee.

And a catheter?

SD

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Normally I [...] blog clad only in a T-shirt and underpants.

I'll bet you haven't even so much as touched that snappy new spring ensemble I bought you last year for your birthday, have you?

Well? HAVE you -- ?!?

Ungrateful slut.

:)

[bcsco]

Before you go to Las Vegas, remind me. Our son runs one of the top rated sports bar/restaurants in the valley. I'll give you the name & directions.

[Dooderbutt]

One question - boxers or briefs?!?!?

[PJ-Comix]

WAAAAAAAY too much information, PJ.

And you blog attired in tuxedo and spats? I actually did attempt blogging once in bermuda shorts but even that felt too constraining. T-shirt and underpants are the only way to go. BTW, I have two styles of boxer trunk underpants. One with the slit in front and the other with a buttoned up slit in front. I will be choosing the latter for Las Vegas for modesty reasons. Even I have a sense of shame in those matters. OTOH, it doesn't bother my dad a bit if strangers see him nekkid. I even wrote a short story about that.

[PJ-Comix]

One question - boxers or briefs?!?!?

BOXERS!!! To me briefs are nothing but flimsy bikinis. They should NEVER be worn by anybody of the male gender.

[PJ-Comix]

WOW! If she shows up at the BlogWorld Convention in Vegas, I better make sure my boxer trunk slit buttons are made of reinforced steel to prevent any embarrassing schwing alerts.

[PJ-Comix]

Before you go to Las Vegas, remind me. Our son runs one of the top rated sports bar/restaurants in the valley. I'll give you the name & directions.

Okay, but are the patrons prepared to grovel before me if I am coronated as the Emperor Of All The Humor Blogospheres?

[bcsco]

Okay, but are the patrons prepared to grovel before me if I am coronated as the Emperor Of All The Humor Blogospheres?

Being a sports bar in Vegas I'm sure they're good at groveling :>!

[Chickenhawk Warmonger]

PJ - I too was shut out of the 2006 weblog awards. I am surprised that DU funnies missed the cut - what a loss. I think you should start an award for those of us shunned by the weblog awards.

[arizonarachel]

I'm sorry PJ. Were we voting this year? I remember voting a long time ago, but it could have been last year.

[BJClinton]

Normally I...blog clad only in a T-shirt and underpants.

TMI bro, tmi.

[PJ-Comix]

Being Vegas there should be a lot of kewl musical theatrical acts. You should go to this too in order to get ideas. I will definitely be checking them out for ideas for that musical Enrique play buzzing around in my head. I think there is also a Cuban Salsa music show in Vegas as well. Definitely want to check that out.

[Purrcival]

PJ, you would probably be even MORE entertaining if you were drinking constantly-flowing Flor de Cana (is that the stuff?) rather than coffee.