Urination will go to committee

Aftenposten ^ | Sept. 27

[Bushwacker777]

"The head of The Democrats Party, a splinter group of former Progress Party hardliners, Vidar Kleppe, is outraged that boys at Dvergsnes School in Kristiansand have to sit and pee.

Kleppe accuses the school of fiddling with God's work, and wants the matter discussed at the executive committee level of the local council, newspaper Dagbladet reports.

"When boys are not allowed to pee in the natural way, the way boys have done for generations, it is meddling with God's work," Kleppe told the newspaper.

"It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl," Kleppe said."

[Bushwacker777]

This has been an issue with feminists in Sweden for quite some time that men should, by law, have to sit when urinating as standing signifies a dominant male attitude that is passed on to boys from a heterosexist and patriarchal society. Not sure if this is the underlying motive for the Norwegian school but...

[expatpat]

Unbelievable! Are they going to make dogs squat to pee, like bitches, instead of cocking their hind leg?

[rabscuttle385]

Yeah, those feminists...they really piss me off.

[sionnsar]

men should, by law, have to sit when urinating as standing

Will they provide appropriate seating out in the woods?

[Lancey Howard]

???

Why would the boys sit down? What's the toilet got to do with it? I mean, the sink works just fine in a crowded situation.
I don't get this....

[Adrastus]

This seems to be a typical conumdrum for Scandanavians in these confusing times.

[Mercat]

I fondly remember my sons peeing off our deck, seeing which one could make his stream go the farthest.

[ElkGroveDan]

[cripplecreek]

My female squats and cocks her leg at the same time.

[Hazcat]

Please don't tell me that is an actual, for real type sign!

[Onelifetogive]

My female squats and cocks her leg at the same time.

Dog, or wife?

[mhx]

So, umm, exactly how do they enforce this rule?

[Charles Henrickson]

a splinter group of former Progress Party hardliners

Of course, the old P.P. hardliners. . . .

[holden]

If making everyone seem equal is the goal, I say that any girl wanting to stand while urinating may do so--at her own risk, of course.

Maybe the "true feminists" will have to drill out their strap-ons to allow for a better aim as they attempt to hold their own.

I've been at events where women forced their way into the men's room to relieve themselves (more women took longer at fewer stalls in the women's room?). I can imagine they'd covet more relief options by being able to use the urinals.

Gak!

HF

[Hazcat]

Dog, or wife?

LOL! but I think you better duck ;).

[rottndog]

hehehehehehehehe.....

[Hazcat]

Doesn't the Neatherlands have unisex bathrooms?

[Charles Henrickson]

Principal Anne Lise Gjul at Dvergsnes School would not comment on Kleppe's plans to make political waves. . . .

Stop making those waves!

[fat city]

I confess- years ago I used to sit on occasion- it was the only way to piss in an empty beer bottle while I was driving.

[Bushwacker777]

Scandinavian feminists just have terminal cases of penis envy.