I'm sitting here coughing, oh man, that was good.
actually, someone this gullible is pretty rare (at least in my world). you may have struck a gold mine.
If she has money, it would be a serious breach of ethics to allow her to keep it. Have her buy things for you, and maybe make a donation to FreeRepublic (just tell her it is a crypto-anarchist site that is getting the real "truth" out).
Also, she probably has girlfriends. Since it is unlikely any of them are more stable mentally, hit on them behind her back. You will be successful because moonbats are by nature cheating, conniving people. Use that to your advantage until you tire of the crowd, then dump them and go to a clinic.