Well, I was joking, but looked around on Dogpile, and found this:
About Jar-Jar Binks - Male
Born, raised, and currently reside in the Bronx. I'm an FDR, Truman, JFK, LBJ, Carter & Clinton political liberal who staunchly supports the Democratic party. Fiscal liberal, social/domestic liberal, dove on foreign policy. Sportswise, I'm a dedicated NY Yankees, Jets, Rangers, Liberty, and Knicks fan. Basketball is my favorite sport. I've worked as a copy editor for the paper and Slam Magazine since 1999. When I'm with my pals, we go to the bowling alley, watch movies, work with inner city youths, or play basketball at the schoolyards. If you're nice to me, I'll be kind to you. I'm quite easy-going, forgiving, accepting, reserved and patient. If you're hostile to me, I'll ignore you right away. My heroes are Rosa Parks, Jesse Jackson, Dr. Martin Luther King, Coretta Scott King, Joe Torre, Patrick Ewing, Derek Jeter, Paul O'Neill, Jimmy Carter, Ted Kennedy, & Bill Clinton. My favorite years: (1977-1980; 1993-2000).
http://www.rateitall.com/Jar-Jar%20Binks
bwaaah...
My favorite years: (1977-1980)
1977
- New York City blackout
- Carter halts development of B-1 bomber
- Elvis dies
1978
- Jonestown massacre
- First test tube baby - In vitro fertilization
- Atlantic City permits gambling
- Garfield the Cat is syndicated
- Love Canal in New York declared federal disaster
- Hustler Publisher Larry Flynt Shot & Paralyzed
1979
- The Shah flees Iran
- Iranian students storm the US embassy
- Oil crisis
- Ayatollah Khomeini takes over Iran
- Soviets invade Afghanistan
- Susan B Anthony dollar coin
- Skylab fell into the Indian Ocean
- Diplomatic ties with China formalized
- Three Mile Island partial meltdown
- Ayatollah Khomeini took power in Iran
1980
- US boycotts Soviet Olympics
- John Lennon is assassinated by Mark David Chapman
- RU-486, the abortion pill is released in France.
- Mt. Saint Helens erupts, killing 60 people.
- CNN is launched as the first all news network
- Richard Pryor gets badly burned trying to freebase cocaine.
- Sadam Hussein launches war against Iran
- Japan passes the US as the largest automaker
- Procter and Gamble Co. announces a recall of its Rely brand tampons
- attempted rescue of the hostages in Iran
What an ass. (And to think that Garfield's introduction is the least of the mess.)