DUmmie FUnnies 10-16-06 (Leftwingers Befuddled By GOP Electoral Optimism)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 16, 2006 | DUmmies, HUffies, Bob Cesca, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

[decal]

"Am I insane...?"

You know what they say: if you have to ask...

[beckysueb]

and make damn sure we get bodies into booths

Oh, this is just too easy!

[cripplecreek]

The concentration camps or detention centers, if you prefer, have been constructed, around the country, in old industrial areas and near old railroad depots. You can identify them by the bright, shiney, new fences with barbed wire on top.

I'm kinda hoping for a cell somplace nice but not too hot nor too cold. I like the rain and lots of greenery.

[decal]

"The concentration camps or detention centers, if you prefer, have been constructed, around the country, in old industrial areas and near old railroad depots."

Bad spelling on your part, as usual, dear KOSmik.

You clowns are so full of egesta that we're building CONSTIPATION camps for you.

[beckysueb]

Perhaps they intend to steal the election with rigged electronic voting equipment, and then start rounding up and imprisoning or murdering enough Dems to cow the rest into submission.

Oh good grief! You have been saying this since 2000 and unfortunately, it hasn't happened yet, you idiots!

[decal]

Karl Rove doesn't need an October Surprise; the Barking Moonbats (BM for short) are surprised to see the sun rise in the east each morning.

How many of these clowns drown by looking up when it rains?

[beckysueb]

The public may well reject such an option and vote Republican in Novemember simply on that issue!

Novemember? Shoot. I was going to vote in November.

[denydenydeny]

And when asked to provide evidence we are told that the evidence is that there is no evidence because it's all been covered up.

Remarkable clarity for a DUmmie; this is what the Left does when confronted with any defeat or any contradiction to their worldview, such as 9/11.

Delusion as an official policy.

[perfect_rovian_storm]

>>>[You are about to enter the Perfect Rovian Storm.]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Keep BenBurch away from me!!!!

[dirtbiker]

The concentration camps or detention centers, if you prefer, have been constructed, around the country, in old industrial areas and near old railroad depots. You can identify them by the bright, shiney, new fences with barbed wire on top.

Wrongo, my little KOKO KOOK!

They HAVE been constructed, but not where you think. They can be identified by the vast parking lots, the green or blue roofs, and the bright, illuminated WAL-MART sign out front.

Railroad yards and old industrial areas? Geez, give me a break! That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 20th Century...

[motzman]

The tide is turning. The strength is mounting. The constituent seas are angry.

"The Sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup at a Deli"
~G. Costanza

[Barset]

**Plan B: Set aside the election and declare Martial Law**

"I thought we were supposed to do that a LONG time ago..."

We did. We declared Marshall Law. (That's an original spelling from the Dummies.)

At this point, PJ, I'm only reading CH's, DUFUers' and your droll comments and not the Bolshevik red remarks. No time, and their writing is so dreadful -- hysterical and melodramatic -- and really just plain goofy, I simply don't have the psychic stamina to wade through it.

They remind me of Jack Nicholson in the last scenes of "The Shining," lurching along the paths of a maze they can't figure out, swinging an axe and howling mindlessly. Ugh.

[Charles Henrickson]

We are bookmarking and bringing this thread back up on Nov 12. . . .

Yes, go ahead and bring it back up on November 12, the day after Election Day. But just be sure you first GET OUT THERE and VOTE on NOVEMBER 11!!!

REMEMBER, REMEMBER, THE 11TH OF NOVEMBER!

[Charles Henrickson]

Dang it already, please people get a clue. They stole 3 elections already. . . .

Three?! You think THREE elections is all they stole?! Heck, EVERY election the Repukesters have EVER won ANYWHERE has only been because of election fraud!

[finnman69]

you know some DUmmes would claim that the GOP lost on purpose just to keep alive the 2004 stolen election myth

[Charles Henrickson]

Plan A: Diebold
Plan B: Set aside the election and declare Martial Law.

Plan C: Set aside Martial Law and declare a Crusade.

[Charles Henrickson]

Why would Wes Clark sound like he was gonna shed a tear. . . ?

Romantic movies always make Wes weepy.

[Cringing Negativism Network]

Polls were loudly trumpeting Kerry the winner in 2004 from the rooftops, right up to about one hour before ... Kerry lost.

Remember those "exit polls"?

[Charles Henrickson]

We have to pray that the October surprise does not go off as planned.

Don't worry, we've also got a November surprise in store for you: