[PJ-Comix]

Anybody remember that incident in which DUmmie walldude lost his job due to his stupidity in posting about sabotaging a trade show he was working at?

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[visualops]

I'm now making triple what I was when I quit my old job

Two sentences earlier, didn't he say he got fired?

So, though I enjoy my job, make a good wage, have a wonderful wife, great kids, interesting and varied hobbies, there is an overtone of sadness, disillusionment, disappointment.

My life is so good it sux!
Actually, I think the problem is that the DUmmies cannot, by any stretch of the imagination, enjoy "the good life" during the reign of Der Chimpenfuhrer (I love that!). So no matter how good things are, no matter the entrepreneur-friendly environment that allows even a DUmmie to succeed in their own business, they cannot possibly enjoy themselves...because, like, dude, this is fascism, man!

[hsalaw]

With no savings and only 2 weeks vacation pay coming to me I went to work for myself. Talk about crazy. Well, we struggled even harder for about 6 months and then business took off. I'm now making triple what I was when I quit my old job.

Poor looney lib walldude doesn't realize he's become - gasp! - an entrepreneur and therefore one of those EEEEEEVIL business owners. Welcome to the adult world, walldude, even if you're too damn stupid to know it.

[hsalaw]

i drive for a messenger service and we barely have the money to keep the basics and I worry we have not much time left , every day i wake in a start with the world rushing in telling me I don't have a real job and can;t find one .

What. A. Loser. And, by the way, capital letters and punctuation cost NOTHING - even if you use them, you'll still have "barely the money to keep the basics."

[Argus]

I have "Cinderella Man Derangement Syndrome", which consists of compulsively watching the same movie over and over whenever one comes across it while channel surfing. My current compulsive movie is "Walk The Line", mainly because the music is infectious and Joaquin Phoenix is so good at incarnating Johnny Cash. Other than that it's not really that good a movie. But I'm forced to continue watching it every time.

I need a 12 step program, I think.

[rbosque]

I actually saw an idiot with a bumper sticker on the freeway yesterday that said' "I miss Bill".

[Charles Henrickson]

I am perpetually angry.

Our DUmmie of Perpetual Rage.

[Charles Henrickson]

I am perpetually angry.

Where's Dr. Buddy Rydell when you need him?

[Charles Henrickson]

I am perpetually angry. people are meaner and they seem much angrier too.

See the irony! Can you say, projection?

[Charles Henrickson]

How does life seem to you in the last six years... do you see the world in the same way. Do you get angrier than you use to, feel more more frustrated or do you feel that things are going to get better. Have any of the bush policies made anything better for you or your family. When you go in the public, do people seem to act the same as in the past.

Hello there, friend . . .

You say your country has been taken over by a band of right-wing fundies who want to put cameras in your bedroom?

And your President is a bumbling chimp with no visible brain activity, controlled by an eeevil genius pulling the strings?

And the neocons and the corporations have the lapdog media eating out of their hand?

And the voting machines are all rigged to take your fingerprint when you press the touchscreen, so that the Rovian stormtroopers can come and whisk you off to Re-education Camp?

Is that what's bothering you, bunkie?

WELL THEN, PACK UP YOUR TROUBLES IN AN OLD KIT BAG AND LET A SMILE BE YOUR UMBRELLA! MARCH RIGHT OVER TO YOUR KEYBOARD AND RANT AWAY! BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PRISON . . .

YOU'RE GOING INSANE!

[Charles Henrickson]

there is far less humor in day-to-day life

But there's far MORE humor here on the DUFUs, as you barking moonbats keep us entertained!

[Charles Henrickson]

we've carved out a niche that we enjoy - our yard, gardens, pets, kayaking. . . .

Life is hell, isn't it?

[Charles Henrickson]

although we are still better off. . . . So, though I enjoy my job, make a good wage, have a wonderful wife, great kids, interesting and varied hobbies. . . .

The suffering is palpable! D*MN THAT BUSH!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

I notice when I go to the mall.. some are sitting there like zombies and they aren't shopping.

A pall falls over the mall. . . .

You know, it's amazing that the mall is still in business, what with this disastrous economy, nobody shopping, and everyone on the edge of despair.

[Charles Henrickson]

Altruism is dead. So is . . .

Algore-ism.

[Charles Henrickson]

These days, even the bright sunny days seem like a dark and dingy dungeon of despair.

Hold on, it won't be long! Just 27 short months until January 20, 2009--when the NEXT Republican President will take over!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

I'd be one of those guys on the street corner holding a "Will work for food sign".

Why would anyone want to work for a food sign?

(BTW, mikrofon, when I saw this DUmmie's comment, I instantly thought of the "Will the Shill" graphic you posted in #88. Thanks for posting it!)

[Charles Henrickson]

I've been on edge for most of the last six years. . . .

BushCo^™
Giving DUmmies "edgies" since 2000

[Charles Henrickson]

like living under a cloud.

[Charles Henrickson]

This saps energy.

Especially from saps like you.

[Charles Henrickson]

People start thinking survivalism. . . .

Make sure you have a full supply of canned goods and grain alcohol down in your storm cellar.