Don't go, Will Pitt! No, no, NO!!!!
Don't let them take him from us!!! AGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
"Don't go, Will Pitt! No, no, NO!!!!"
"Shane --- come back Shane." as Will in black cowboy hat rides his get-away bike into the puckerbrush behind Mom's little house in the big, scary woods.
Can't you see him writing this with pleasurable tears of self-pity oozing down his chubbed cheeks?