What a difference a pot of coffee makes! Last night I could hardly even read this Pitt thread. Today, under the influence of caffeine, I had no trouble DUFUing it. One of the FUnnier DUmmie threads.
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1 posted on
09/30/2006 3:02:11 PM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
2 posted on
09/30/2006 3:03:30 PM PDT by
infidel29
("The Democrat Party is like a mule. It has neither pride of ancestry nor hope of posterity.")
To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
3 posted on
09/30/2006 3:03:37 PM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
4 posted on
09/30/2006 3:04:55 PM PDT by
Toby06
(Hydrogen is not a fuel source. Hydrogen is an energy storage method, like a battery.)
To: PJ-Comix
This ground is too fertile to even comment upon. I have at least 6 replies to lines in the thread and rather than choosing, I'm just going to sit and let this sink in.
6 posted on
09/30/2006 3:06:31 PM PDT by
infidel29
("The Democrat Party is like a mule. It has neither pride of ancestry nor hope of posterity.")
To: PJ-Comix
PARANOIA Defined:
-Suspicion of others that is not based on fact.
-an irrational fear, suspicion, or distrust of others.
-A belief that the actions of others is demeaning or threatening. It is characterized by feelings of being exploited or harmed by others, and questioning loyalty or trustworthiness of friends or associates.
-a disorder characterized by a continuing and unwarranted suspiciousness, mistrust of people, and hypersensitivity. It is not a psychosis but those affected have great difficulty with interpersonal relations. They are quite critical of others but virtually unable to accept criticism.
-A psychosis characterized by a system of delusions with often include the belief of persecution or grandeur without hallucinations.
depression.about.com/library/glossary/blglossaryindexp.htm
7 posted on
09/30/2006 3:06:46 PM PDT by
tcrlaf
(VOTE DEM! You'll Look GREAT In A Burqa!)
To: PJ-Comix
she has a "safe room" set up for me in her cabin in the woods, in the event I have to flee because of something I wrote or said.
Yeah, that's it. Go to your safe room in the woods.....where there are no witnesses.
8 posted on
09/30/2006 3:07:40 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: PJ-Comix
9 posted on
09/30/2006 3:08:51 PM PDT by
rockrr
(Never argue with a man who buys ammo in bulk...)
To: PJ-Comix
By writing this essay, I could be deemed an "enemy combatant." Any investigator would quickly learn this guy is way too much of a mental lightweight to be an enemy combatant, merely a delusional enemy propagandist.
10 posted on
09/30/2006 3:08:53 PM PDT by
Toby06
(Hydrogen is not a fuel source. Hydrogen is an energy storage method, like a battery.)
To: PJ-Comix
"I hear that he has set up the Doomsday Project at DOJ in case Dems do get Subpoena Power."
Did he hear that from an "Anonymous Source"? Or an "Attorney Close To The Case"??????
12 posted on
09/30/2006 3:10:52 PM PDT by
tcrlaf
(VOTE DEM! You'll Look GREAT In A Burqa!)
To: PJ-Comix
In Case I Disappear That would mean that the "Magic Man" has leveled up, and mastered invisibility or teleportation.
Magic Man, Magic Man
Does whatever a DUmmie can
Spins a yarn, any size
Catches DUpes with his lies
Truth Out! Here comes the Magic Man!
Is he DUmb? Listen, bud,
Hoaxmas fell on him with a thud
Can he flame at his foes?
Read it on Daily Kos
Truth Out! Here comes the Magic Man!
In the Pitt of night
Booze goes straight to his head
Spoiling for a fight
He tells Skinner "drop dead!"
Magic Man, Magic Man,
Friendly neighborhood Magic Man
Truth and facts, he's ignored
Laughter is his reward
To him, life is all freudenschade
Wherever there's bulldada
You'll find the Magic Man
13 posted on
09/30/2006 3:13:02 PM PDT by
steve-b
(The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.)
To: PJ-Comix
14 posted on
09/30/2006 3:17:26 PM PDT by
mdittmar
(May God watch over those who serve,and have served, to keep us free.)
To: PJ-Comix
Allah to Pied Piper - join me in Hell, you jackass.
BTW, top-25.
16 posted on
09/30/2006 3:19:01 PM PDT by
steveegg
(Let's make the deeply-saddened Head KOmmie deeply soddened in Nov. - deny the 'RATs the election)
To: PJ-Comix
Gah, that b@stard is certainly full of himself.
I think the phrase is "Delusions of Grandeur."
Insignificance, thy name is Pitt.
18 posted on
09/30/2006 3:19:23 PM PDT by
Dr.Zoidberg
(Mohammedism - Bringing you only the best of the 6th century for fourteen hundred years.)
To: PJ-Comix
It doesn't get any more pathetic than this.
20 posted on
09/30/2006 3:23:31 PM PDT by
Vision
("As a man thinks...so is he." Proverbs 23:7)
To: PJ-Comix
I saw this yesterday and figured you'd probably pick it up. It's sad seeing a guy his age entertaining fantasies about being a secret underground revolutionary who is targeted by the government. I'll bet he's given a lot of thought to the tedious tomes he'd write in his martyrdom behind bars, which would be smuggled out and become the intellectual backbone of the great liberal revolt....
To: PJ-Comix
Pitt is certainly a 'no body' but you must admit, he is "out STANDING in his field".
(Wish I had a picture of that guy standing in the 'tall grass' to post here.
22 posted on
09/30/2006 3:25:27 PM PDT by
Ditter
To: PJ-Comix
**there is always suicide**
Yes...yes, there is. Don't let me stop you.
23 posted on
09/30/2006 3:25:40 PM PDT by
ilovew
(I love being a DoD intern...)
To: PJ-Comix
In Case I Disappear...
This is as far as I got...BWAHAhahahaha...
24 posted on
09/30/2006 3:26:27 PM PDT by
gate2wire
(Never Forget.)
To: PJ-Comix
In Case I Disappear Down the Memory Pitt!
To: PJ-Comix
**When I try to tell people in my family, many of them think I've gone over the edge**
Hmmm...I can't imagine why. Concentration camps...fascism...9/11 as a conspiracy...it all sounds perfectly rational to me.
26 posted on
09/30/2006 3:28:08 PM PDT by
ilovew
(I love being a DoD intern...)
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