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DUmmie FUnnies 09-30-06 ("In Case I Disappear"---William Rivers Pitt)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 30, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/30/2006 3:02:09 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
The Pitt must have messed with a friends wife and is now laying the cover story... Or maybe a gambling debt... Or a over due tab at the bar !!!!!
141 posted on 09/30/2006 10:22:33 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: darkangel82

It is an inside joke to the people I pinged ;)


142 posted on 09/30/2006 10:25:14 PM PDT by Repub4bush (Tony is the Best Press Secretary Ever!!!!! (Sorry Ari, I liked you too, but you ain't Tony!))
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To: Barset
He'll know what the DOJ is about very soon.
143 posted on 09/30/2006 10:27:09 PM PDT by darkangel82 (Higher visibility leads to greater zottability.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Striving FOR pimplehood, every day.


144 posted on 09/30/2006 10:36:20 PM PDT by Watery Tart (InigoMontoya: Prepare to die-or take Crestor & reduce your cholesterol up to 52%-that’s about half.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Psychiatrists should study these threads. Megalomania, paranoia, obsession, schizophrenia you name it they have them.

Pimple on a gnat's ass would be overrating these clowns.

Bush is going to gitmo them because they have been so effective at exploding IEDs in their faces.


145 posted on 09/30/2006 10:56:57 PM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (If you believe ANYTHING in the Treason Media you are a fool.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

This was one of your all-time greats.

A few years ago I was on a train from Paris to Cologne. Someone in the next compartment was singing "Country Roads" quite loudly. It sounded harsh and as if the singer had memorized the words without understanding them. When he finished it he would start over without a pause.

The train approached Aachen and stopped. I looked out the window and saw boxcars, hundreds of boxcars, some very old, on shuttle lines all over the rail-yard. I had not noticed them before. The train started again and moved slowly through the yard as if the box-cars were special objects of interest to the passengers. And I could still hear the singing.

I couldn't stand to hear "Country Roads" after that trip, or even think about the words, which previously I had thought quite moving, distinctively American, specifically to the displacement and nostalgia of Southerners away from home.

When I read your parody of the song I laughed out loud. It was not just a tour de force, it was like having something of value that I had lost returned to me. So, merci bien.



146 posted on 09/30/2006 10:59:50 PM PDT by Barset
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To: Charles Henrickson
Translation: "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah . . . I'm smart . . . I'm intelligent . . . I know more than you do . . . blah, blah, blah . . . Bush is a Nazi . . . Bush is Hitler . . . blah, blah . . . worship me, you peons! I am William Rivers PITT! . . . blah, blah, blah. . . ."

BINGO!!! I even found the WEB PAGE from which Pitt copied and pasted the big bad German words to impress his fellow DUmmies. Let us now compare the original Teutonic Pitt quote:

The Enabling Act (Ermächtigungsgesetz in German) was passed by Germany's parliament (the Reichstag) on 23 March 1933. It was the second major step after the Reichstag Fire Decree through which the Nazis obtained dictatorial powers using largely legal means. The Act enabled Chancellor Adolf Hitler and his cabinet to enact laws without the participation of the Reichstag. The formal name of the Enabling Act was Gesetz zur Behebung der Not von Volk und Reich ('Law to Remedy the Distress of the People and the Reich'). As with most of the laws passed in the process of Gleichschaltung, the Enabling Act is quite short (5 Articles), considering its consequences. The Enabling Act was proclaimed by the government the following day on March 24. Following constitutional procedure for legislation, the law was countersigned by President von Hindenburg, Chancellor Hitler, Minister of Interior Frick, Foreign Minister von Neurath, and Minister of Finance von Krosigk.

...With what Pitt COPIED and PASTED from the WEB PAGE:

The Enabling Act (Ermächtigungsgesetz in German) was passed by Germany's parliament (the Reichstag) on 23 March 1933. It was the second major step after the Reichstag Fire Decree through which the Nazis obtained dictatorial powers using largely legal means. The Act enabled Chancellor Adolf Hitler and his cabinet to enact laws without the participation of the Reichstag. The formal name of the Enabling Act was Gesetz zur Behebung der Not von Volk und Reich ('Law to Remedy the Distress of the People and the Reich'). As with most of the laws passed in the process of Gleichschaltung, the Enabling Act is quite short (5 Articles), considering its consequences. The Enabling Act was proclaimed by the government the following day on March 24. Following constitutional procedure for legislation, the law was countersigned by President von Hindenburg, Chancellor Hitler, Minister of Interior Frick, Foreign Minister von Neurath, and Minister of Finance von Krosigk.

So apparently Pitt was too LAZY to even change ONE WORD of his COPY and PASTE magic act performed to impress gullible DUmmies.

147 posted on 09/30/2006 11:46:05 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich
Anyway, the Bostonian Drunkard DID in fact cite the source; I thought it seemed as if taken from an encyclopedia, and it was.

Correct. Way too much information to have come from Pitt's limited brain. I notice that when he does historical essays on the quick, he gets his facts all mixed up as happened with his Third American Empire Hockey Game "treatise."

148 posted on 10/01/2006 12:04:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Wow, Pitt sure is self-important. He's probably working on a screenplay for a lefty version of Red Dawn.
149 posted on 10/01/2006 12:04:56 AM PDT by Rainbow Rising (What do you mean, I don't pay my bills? Why do you think I'm broke?)
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To: darkangel82; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; Mr. Silverback

"He'll know what the DOJ is about very soon."

Well, they probably have already heard where the phony medical document Pitt tried to peddle on CU during the great internet fundraising hoax, otherwise know on DU as The Andy Stephenson Situation, came from.

They'll probably just ask Pitt a few questions to confirm the credibility of their source.


150 posted on 10/01/2006 12:06:59 AM PDT by Barset
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To: PJ-Comix

Perhaps a little note to the original web site regarding the plagiarism, or alternately, a little note to LGF?


151 posted on 10/01/2006 12:10:26 AM PDT by js1138 (The absolute seriousness of someone who is terminally deluded.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

The REAL PURPOSE of this Pitt thread was for the Magic Man to demonstrate that he can be as paranoid as the wackiest of the DUmmies. It was his way of bonding with them again and hoping that they would just forget about his role in perpetrating the Hoaxmas fraud last May.


152 posted on 10/01/2006 12:13:43 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Barset

Didn't Pitt promise to disappear from DUmmieland months ago? And how long did he keep his promise? Was it something like 4 or 5 days?


153 posted on 10/01/2006 12:16:00 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Country Road...That was when Pitt did his hello and goodbye to Cindy in about 36 hours while sleeping in air conditioned comfort at a Texas motel.


154 posted on 10/01/2006 12:19:01 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Barset
When Pitt has delusions of grandeur he thinks he's Joe Wilson. When Joe Wilson has delusions of grandeur he thinks he's himself.

WEHT Joe Wilson? As I predicted in an earlier DUFU edition, he and his wife have completely dropped out of both the D.C. social scene and life in general.

155 posted on 10/01/2006 12:20:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Deetes
The Pitt must have messed with a friends wife and is now laying the cover story... Or maybe a gambling debt... Or a over due tab at the bar !!!!!

Or maybe angry Newton schoolgirls.

156 posted on 10/01/2006 12:24:04 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: decal
The Logorrheal One could be about to go to The Big House (for reasons mentioned on previous DUFUs) and is making up this shaggy-barking-moonbat story to explain his coming absence.

Schoolgirls coming home to roost?

157 posted on 10/01/2006 12:27:03 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: decal
Hmmm...I notice that TEMPORARY SOCKPUPPET made his post back in January of this year. It would take several months for a legal action to make its way up to the point of going to court. This would bring the time frame right about up to NOW. Hmmm....
158 posted on 10/01/2006 12:32:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Schoolgirls coming home to roost?"

Could be, or there could be another sighting of Sockpuppetus temporarius soon.

159 posted on 10/01/2006 12:34:23 AM PDT by decal (Building a wall on the border is like treating lung cancer with cough syrup.)
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To: Former Dodger

160 posted on 10/01/2006 12:45:07 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
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