DUmmie FUnnies 09-30-06 ("In Case I Disappear"---William Rivers Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 30, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

What a difference a pot of coffee makes! Last night I could hardly even read this Pitt thread. Today, under the influence of caffeine, I had no trouble DUFUing it. One of the FUnnier DUmmie threads.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[infidel29]

before PING!!!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Toby06]

WOOHOO!

[Lurker]

This putz ain't worth killing.

Besides he's far more useful alive...bwahahahahahaha.

L

[infidel29]

This ground is too fertile to even comment upon. I have at least 6 replies to lines in the thread and rather than choosing, I'm just going to sit and let this sink in.

[tcrlaf]

PARANOIA Defined:

-Suspicion of others that is not based on fact.

-an irrational fear, suspicion, or distrust of others.

-A belief that the actions of others is demeaning or threatening. It is characterized by feelings of being exploited or harmed by others, and questioning loyalty or trustworthiness of friends or associates.

-a disorder characterized by a continuing and unwarranted suspiciousness, mistrust of people, and hypersensitivity. It is not a psychosis but those affected have great difficulty with interpersonal relations. They are quite critical of others but virtually unable to accept criticism.

-A psychosis characterized by a system of delusions with often include the belief of persecution or grandeur without hallucinations.
depression.about.com/library/glossary/blglossaryindexp.htm

[cripplecreek]

she has a "safe room" set up for me in her cabin in the woods, in the event I have to flee because of something I wrote or said.

Yeah, that's it. Go to your safe room in the woods.....where there are no witnesses.

[rockrr]

Oh no! I'm melting!

[Toby06]

By writing this essay, I could be deemed an "enemy combatant."

Any investigator would quickly learn this guy is way too much of a mental lightweight to be an enemy combatant, merely a delusional enemy propagandist.

[tcrlaf]

"in the event I have to flee because of something I wrote or said."

You mean when your EVICTION NOTICE finally arrives, because that "sucker's cash" isn't being paid for your LIES anymore???

[tcrlaf]

"I hear that he has set up the Doomsday Project at DOJ in case Dems do get Subpoena Power."

Did he hear that from an "Anonymous Source"? Or an "Attorney Close To The Case"??????

[steve-b]

In Case I Disappear

That would mean that the "Magic Man" has leveled up, and mastered invisibility or teleportation.

Magic Man, Magic Man
Does whatever a DUmmie can
Spins a yarn, any size
Catches DUpes with his lies
Truth Out! Here comes the Magic Man!

Is he DUmb? Listen, bud,
Hoaxmas fell on him with a thud
Can he flame at his foes?
Read it on Daily Kos
Truth Out! Here comes the Magic Man!

In the Pitt of night
Booze goes straight to his head
Spoiling for a fight
He tells Skinner "drop dead!"

Magic Man, Magic Man,
Friendly neighborhood Magic Man
Truth and facts, he's ignored
Laughter is his reward
To him, life is all freudenschade
Wherever there's bulldada
You'll find the Magic Man

[mdittmar]

One of the best.

[PJ-Comix]

I submitted this DUFU edition to Digg.Com. You can comment on it HERE.

[steveegg]

Allah to Pied Piper - join me in Hell, you jackass.

BTW, top-25.

[txroadkill]

top 20

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Gah, that b@stard is certainly full of himself.

I think the phrase is "Delusions of Grandeur."

Insignificance, thy name is Pitt.

[PJ-Comix]

This is how I described this DUFU edition at Digg.Com:

A relatively obscure leftwinger melodramatically overinflates his self-importance with unintended hilarious results. A wonderful comedic mix of paranoia and narcissism.

You can comment on this DUFU over at Digg.Com by going HERE.

[Vision]

It doesn't get any more pathetic than this.