[goldstategop]

Poor Paul Vance! AP - the Apalooza Press botched up on reporting and published without ANY primary fact-checking, a fake but accurate obituary on the renowed song writer. Its not funny when you read yourself described as dead in the Drive By Media - and you're still breathing. As Debbie Schlussel says of AP, in journalism they're getting a dubious reputation for "Report Now, Investigate Later."

In the meantime, let's recall this golden oldie:

Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Girl

It Was An Itsy, Bitsy, Teenie, Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini

She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see One, two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the locker she wanted to stay
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more

She was afraid to come out in the open
And so a blanket around she wore
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so she sat bundled up on the shore
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the blanket she wanted to stay
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more

Now she is afraid to come out of the water
And I wonder what she's gonna do
Now she is afraid to come out of the water
And the poor little girl's turning blue
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the water she wanted to stay
(From the locker to the blanket)
(From the blanket to the shore)
(From the shore to the water)
Yes, there isn't any more

[Lucky9teen]

Wow. The true colors of the media are starting to show through, and if this isn't a bright beacon that we can't believe everything we see and read from the MSM, I don't know what is.

Glad to know he's not really dead after all. Good news.

[RDTF]

wow!