DUmmie FUnnies 09-13-06 (DUmmies And HUffies Mourn Imminent Demise Of Air America)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 13, 2006 | DUmmies, HUffies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

How are its ratings? They have a station in my market (Philly) but I often can't pick it up.

Clue #1.

[jurroppi1]

looks fine to me (centered).

[Charles Henrickson]

Libs are a diverse, independent and free thinking assortment of individuals. . . .

As evidenced by:

a) All the pro-life candidates you support. . . .

b) Your support for pro-Iraq mission Joe Lieberman. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

conservatives are loyal group-thinkers. . . .

Then why are so many FReepers (like myself) critical of RINOs--even critical of President Bush, when he doesn't seem too conservative?

[Charles Henrickson]

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Thank you, benburch!

[Charles Henrickson]

You corporate c*cksuckers have had your chance and you blew it.

You're confusing us with Monica Lewinsky.

[Charles Henrickson]

I was giving up hope on AAR management, and then I heard they got Young Turks.

They hired some terrorists? What are they going to do, blow up EIB?

[Charles Henrickson]

I wonder what will happen to Franken. . . . . What are his ratings like??

Al Franken meets with his rating.

[NewLand]

Clear Channel...to conduct a nationwide search for the next Progressive Talk Radio Star.

Try searching Uranus! That's where their collective heads are at...

[AZConser]

Billions upon Billions of $$$$$ for the Military, but nothing for America's main squawk box. [Huh! So now you want the government to unconstitutionally waste money on Err America?]

I seriously believe this will come up - remember about a year ago when Ed Shultz (I know he is not AAR but is heard on their affiliates) went to the Senate and demanded time on Air Force Radio Network on a par with Rush? The Libs will approach their congress members and DEMAND money out of the public trough to continue their experiment in SOCIALISM.

[Dutch Boy]

So, how many business hours before Err Amerika files the papers?

[Charles Henrickson]

Al Franken, we love ya but your show is dry and slow.

A few days ago I was driving around here in the St. Louis area and was scanning the dial on the radio. The tuner stopped on some rinky-dink second-tier station, and I heard some guy's voice that sounded like he just woke up and was half out of it. It turned out to be . . . Al Franken.

Back ten, fifteen years ago or more, when Al Franken could OCCASIONALLY be MODERATELY funny, he actually had a little energy and life in his voice. Not now. This was not good radio, even apart from the politics of it. (BTW, one of the things Rush does not get enough credit for is, he knows how to do good radio--again, apart from the politics.)

So Al was interviewing some NPR left-wing ranter named Amy Goodman or something. (She was making some crazy charges about how Bush is killing children with chemical experiments in Florida. Al kept saying, "So Bush is killing babies, huh?") Coming up to the break, Al told the NPR lib ranter, "You do public radio, but this is commercial. We have to take this break now. . . ."

They go to break. It's a commercial for some online dating service for lonely guys like DUmmie stevenumbers. That was their COMMERCIAL advertisement. Then the rest of the break is filled with PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT AFTER PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!! They couldn't get any real advertisers, so they had to fill the space with PSAs!!!

Nelson, I need you again, buddy:

"HA-HA!"

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

I say "HA ha"

[Solamente]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipzR9bhei_o

[Charles Henrickson]

Au revoir, pricks.

You must mean the French word, prix.

[Charles Henrickson]

The children's charities are wise to them now, so there's no more "loans" to be had there.

[beckysueb]

Most people out in radioland have been completely turned off by right wing talk radio or they are Koolaid drinkers.

What a total crock! Talk about a Koolaid drinker.

[beckysueb]

Evan Cohen is a republican... I think he purposley f*cked things up and put AAR in a hole, so republicans could say once and for all time..."See liberal radio doesn't work." (Which is about as dumb a statement a human being could make...But then, we're talking about republicans here).

This reminds me of a neighbor of mine a while back. She had a kid that was a real brat, very spoiled. Anyhow he stole a kids BB gun and when he got caught, the woman said the kid just left the BB gun out on purpose just so her son would steal it and get in trouble.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #913.

[Charles Henrickson]

a nationwide search for the next Progressive Talk Radio Star.

I can see it now: