Charles! It would be great if you could write a parody based on the "Name Game" called "Plame Game." In fact I URGE you to write up such a parody. Will give you my motivation in a little while.
Charles---"Plame Game." I'm feeling it in my bones but you are needed to verbalize it.
THE PLAME GAME
Tune: "The Name Game"
The Plame Game!
Come on everybody! I say now let's play a game
I betcha I can make a crime out of outing Agent Plame
The real outing of the name, I treat it like it wasn't there
But an 'R' or a 'W' or an 'M' will appear
And then I say "Rove," add an 'R,' then I say the name
Then "Novaka Whacka" and "Woe"
And then I say the name again with a 'W' very plain
Then a "We Whine" and "Mo"
And then I say the name again with the 'M' that came
And we end up with the name that takes the blame!
O.K. Let's do Joe!
Joe Joe Rove Roe, Novaka Whacka Woe Woe, We Whine Mo Moe
Rove!
That was good! Let's try Valerie!
Valerie Valerie Rove Ralerie, Novaka Whacka Woe Walerie, We Whine Mo Malerie
Rove!
Now you got it! Armitage!
Armitage Armitage Rove Rarmitage, Novaka Whacka Woe Warmitage, We Whine Mo Marmitage
Rove!
The Plame Game!