[epow]

How dare they be racist against Green Footballs! I am outraged they don't call them Footballs of Color!

I'm doing my part for racial justice by boycotting Woolworth dime stores until they open up their lunch counters to little green footballs. Little green footballs are Americans too ya know.

[Democratshavenobrains]

I honestly don't understand what the hell that DUmmie was talking about. Can anyone tell me how the phrase "Little Green Footballs" is racist? Or did he just overdose on stupid?