Oooh, "action"! This sounds exciting! What will the DUmmies do? Huge protest march? Massive civil disobedience? Burn their TV Guides?
In any case, things will start heating up, now that there is this call to ACTION! This sounds like a job for the . . .
DUmmie Activist Corpse!
I heard that they were all going to flush their toilets at the same time.