DUmmie FUnnies 07-28-06 (William Rivers Pitt Hides Behind Marc Ash's Skirt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 28, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Dutch Boy]

It's from the Brahm Stoker book Dracula.

Count Dracula had Jonathan Harker buy Carfax Abbey so he could quietly come to England to do evil.

[bcsco]

"It's from the Brahm Stoker book Dracula."

Gotcha! The name was familiar but I couldn't place it. Thanks for the heads up. I never read the book but, as a kid, loved the movie with Bela Lugosi. That's the only horror flick I've ever enjoyed (outside of Young Frankenstein, that is).

[steve-b]

This was in response to a challenge from DUmmie kstewart33 who boldly asked in this THREAD, "William Pitt: How about an explanation?"

Just a few short months ago, that would have earned DUmmie kstewart33 an official Lousy FReeper Troll Memorial Tombstone.

How times change....

[steve-b]

Remember, Pied Piper Pitt was in the forefront of vouching for the "noble" journalistic integrity of Jason Leopold and has acted as his chief enabler on the Web. Therefore it is to be expected that any criminal proceedings against Leopold must include Pitt on the witness stand.

The best part is that each one would need to impeach the other's credibility to save his own skin. Pass the popcorn.

One can only hope that such a trial will be televised so we can watch the squirmings and evasions by Bukowski's most devout patron.

Pity JimRob wouldn't get pay-per-view rights on it.

[.cnI redruM]

>>>Why don't we all just alert the mods.... I did. This is clearly against the rules

Send the mods $10 more, and it will all just go away!

[steve-b]

William Rivers Pitt - from your link... "I seize up like a poorly-oiled engine several times a day, and my teeth grate together so hard that it sounds like two icebergs colliding in the North Atlantic inside my head. It won't be long now before my body's ability to manufacture endorphins shorts out like an old fuse, and when that happens, I will probably collapse into a gibbering gob of pudding."

He's already got the "gibbering" part down pat.

[bcsco]

" He's already got the "gibbering" part down pat."

It comes naturally; especially when induced by a few cold ones.

[steve-b]

It must really suck to be Will Pitt right about now when even the ever-gullible DUmmies are down on him.

Nobody likes being played for a sap. (Compare the current reaction of FReepers who had previously defended Mel Gibson from the allegation of anti-Semitism -- the same dynamic applies.)

[steve-b]

You're right, PJ, we haven't heard the last of Leopold and Company.

They just keep coming back, like a herpes infection....

[Barset]

Dummies resurrecting Andy. Check on Conservative Underground. New thread on DU. A Dummie related the DU version of Andy/Beth/Pitt/ vs Johns Hopkins, Paypal, etc., to a lawyer who will appear on the thread to render an opinion after Dummies tell what they know.

Beth jumped right on discouraging a discussion on "a public forum," Velma D. bounced on presumably to prevent further "sh-- storms."

Why don't the Dummies just go to their archives? DU May 11 and May 17 2005 should keep the "lawyer" entertained.

Think Velma D and Beth are breaking their fingers mashing the Alert button.

Pitt probably doing his nightly turn at Bukowski's for the amusement of the barflies; since Fat Che's departure Pitt has nobody covering his back in any Andyscam re-runs.

PJ, this thread isn't going to last.

[bcsco]

"PJ, this thread isn't going to last."

That could be a big time problem for the Andy crew. If the thread isn't shut down before the lawyer makes an appearance, wouldn't it be interesting should some trolls also appear to point the way?