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DUmmie FUnnies 07-25-06 ("Dennis Kucinich looks like an elf")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 27, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/25/2006 6:52:50 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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The evil elf was once my congresscritter.


21 posted on 07/25/2006 7:02:48 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (The Latest on the Ohio gov race http://blackwellvstrickland.blogspot.com)
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To: doug from upland
The two met Thursday morning in the lobby of a downtown hotel and later discussed health care, medical malpractice and prescription drugs over oatmeal at a restaurant.

Just what I would be discussing if I ever won a date with Petra Verkaik.

22 posted on 07/25/2006 7:05:09 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Is there an anti-elvian prejudice afoot in the land?

There best not be! That would piss Ralla off even more.


23 posted on 07/25/2006 7:06:19 AM PDT by Xenalyte (freeing my inner Charo)
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You are wrong - Dennis has always been attractive to me and I believe to many other women, as well. He has way more sizzle than most men.

***************

ROFLOL! Seriously, that's weird.

24 posted on 07/25/2006 7:12:01 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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Dennis looks nuffin like this!



25 posted on 07/25/2006 7:12:06 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants to surrender. It's that simple.)
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26 posted on 07/25/2006 7:12:26 AM PDT by Sharkfish
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So why don't people vote for him? Because he looks like an elf.

No, people don't vote for him because he's a whacked-out loon (which makes him the clear choice of DUmmies everywhere).

The fact that he looks like an elf (though certainly not a Tolkeinish elf... more like a Keebler elf) just makes him easier to mock.

27 posted on 07/25/2006 7:13:50 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: doug from upland
" She said she works as a confidential aide to the Camden County sheriff in southern New Jersey and lives with her boyfriend. Kucinich attracted her attention, she said, because she found his views "intoxicating."

What does her cuckolded "boyfriend" have to say about all this then?
28 posted on 07/25/2006 7:14:28 AM PDT by Jameison
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To: Sharkfish

Yikes!


29 posted on 07/25/2006 7:14:59 AM PDT by Jameison
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Its not because Dennis Kucinich is an Elf, its because he's a nut. And a pacifist appeasement weasel.

Dumberica likes only medium-to-tall white alpha males with folksy demeanor

Uh-huh. Keep thinking that.


30 posted on 07/25/2006 7:16:34 AM PDT by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: Jameison
Didn't stop the nasty Cook from cheating on his wife and screwing his secretary, did it?

Well, you know how those garden knomes are!

31 posted on 07/25/2006 7:16:42 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
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To: Xenalyte

Hey! You should invite Kucinich to appear as a medieval elf at one of your Rennaisance festivals.


32 posted on 07/25/2006 7:16:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Yep, I see the family resemblance.

33 posted on 07/25/2006 7:18:13 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: COBOL2Java

Some imaginative gardening company should put out a line of Robin Cook Garden Gnome statues.


34 posted on 07/25/2006 7:18:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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If you look at his policies, they're the most progressive. They're the best ideas.

Oh, yeah, I especially like the one about replacing the Department of Defense with the Department of Peace.

35 posted on 07/25/2006 7:20:00 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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[Hey, it's better than looking like a Frankenstein monster which is who your 2004 presidential candidate resembled.]

Actually, I think John Kerry looked a lot like Lurch, the butler on the Addams Family:

Separated at birth?

36 posted on 07/25/2006 7:20:38 AM PDT by Purrcival (Israel knows how to git-r-done!)
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Oh yes, please democrats, nominate and vote for Little Dennis. Just what we need here now, on the brink of WW3 (or WW4, depending on your viewpoint). A pacifist elf vegetarian from Ohio. Yep, that's the ticket.

Insanity surrounds DU.


37 posted on 07/25/2006 7:24:43 AM PDT by alarm rider (Those that vote for RINOS knowingly, have already admitted defeat.)
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"You are wrong - Dennis has always been attractive to me ... He has way more sizzle than most men."

Is that you termite?

38 posted on 07/25/2006 7:26:17 AM PDT by gate2wire
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I say lets all vote in the Dem primary this time and vote for the elf. That ought to insure a Repub win for '08.


39 posted on 07/25/2006 7:26:47 AM PDT by beckysueb (KOmmies are really nothing but DUmmies with better PR.)
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Robin Cook.
(I think he died last year)
40 posted on 07/25/2006 7:32:50 AM PDT by visualops (visualops.com)
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