[beezdotcom]

I still would like for someone out there to tell me how I can stow a knife, pens, sunglasses, cell phone, radio, batteries, and LOTS of other stuff in mere pockets?

Simple answer - don't. Real men don't need all that stuff. :)

[PJ-Comix]

I do. Take the radio. Wherever I am, I just pull out the radio at noon and listen to Rush. If the radio power is low, batteries are also in there to pop into the radio. If I eat something, dental floss is available for that.