LOL on the fanny pack.
I call mine the gut pack.
If you try to take it off me I will have to reach into the double-secret biggest pocket in the back for my AirLite.
The faggiest sport ever is Power Walking. Everyone thinks the Dukakis Snoopy Helmet Tank Ride killed his campaign. In truth his campaign really started going downhill weeks earlier when a video of him Power Walking was broadcast. There was Dukakis like a complete nerd with his arms swinging back and forth high into the air while holding weights and taking long exaggerated Power Walking steps. Totally laughable and totally nerdy.