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DUmmie FUnnies 07-17-06 ("new du group- former gifted children?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 17, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/17/2006 6:09:55 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

Geez. My elementary school teachers wanted to let me skip a grade. My parents said "no", and that was the end of that. It turned out to be a very WISE decision on their part. They decided that it was far better for me to stay with kids my own age and become well-adjusted, rather than to pump me (and themselves) with phony pride by trying to show everyone else how much "better" I was than than the other kids. I didn't even know about this until many years later. We never obsessed over things like IQ in my family.


41 posted on 07/17/2006 6:39:49 AM PDT by Purrcival (Hate Bush, win a Pulitzer)
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To: Darkwolf377

I hate backpacks. In an urban enivironment they look feminine. What really drives me nuts are guys carrying babys in the backback on the front. What do you call them things? I hate when I see that. Also with backpacks you have to reach behind you and over your shoulder. Sorry but Handy Packs are much more convenient.


42 posted on 07/17/2006 6:39:55 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: stylin19a
"From "dictionay.com".

"No entry found for beautimous"

Was that from the "For Gifted Students" version?

43 posted on 07/17/2006 6:40:33 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" – Anonymous)
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To: PJ-Comix
This is pure gold, PJ.

In fact, it's my favorite one yet.

Full disclosure: I was classed as "gifted and talented" from the age of 3 and I have spent countless hours in close proximity to hundreds of emotional basketcases like these losers.

BTW - I strongly suspect that most "gifted" kids are of thoroughly average intelligence. I spent time among kids whose parents actually drilled them for IQ tests - that is, made them take hundreds of IQ practice tests so they could spit back the correct answers to the problems, precisely in the same way that people do SAT prep today.

44 posted on 07/17/2006 6:40:34 AM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: PJ-Comix
What really drives me nuts are guys carrying babys in the backback on the front. What do you call them things?

Aren't they called "baby bjorns" or something like that? The worst! I guess it's easier to wear that than to remove your private parts and hand them to your wife.

Backpacks look feminine but fanny packs don't? Please...

45 posted on 07/17/2006 6:41:12 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (http://www.savethesoldiers.com/)
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To: PJ-Comix
In the first grade, in 1949, I had a teacher who was outraged that I could read; that I "read ahead" in Dick and Jane and finished in ten minutes what she had planned for a whole week's reading aloud experience. Her response was to isolate and humiliate me in front of the whole class.

[She must have been an EVIL Republican.]

It's teachers like that who made me an anti-public school Republican.

46 posted on 07/17/2006 6:41:15 AM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian
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To: PJ-Comix

"NERDS!!!"

47 posted on 07/17/2006 6:41:20 AM PDT by SIDENET (I like liberals...they taste like CHICKEN.)
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To: PJ-Comix
>>>>>had four scholastic scholarships and a 136 IQ and lost it all first semester in college to go completely wild. and i still once in a while fight the resentment that my parents or anybody did not step in to see what the hell was going on with me.

They resented and hated you. It's hard not to hate and resent someone who not only expects the world to pull their head out of their own ass, but also expects Mommy to towel them off afterward.
48 posted on 07/17/2006 6:42:44 AM PDT by .cnI redruM ("Grog agree and anyone who questions this is not Conservative like Grog!!!")
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To: PJ-Comix
Sometimes being gifted can even be a disadvantage because, as you said, society rewards the mediocre.

Wrong, DUmmie. Society rewards people who find out what their gifts are, and then study and work hard to find a way to USE those gifts effectively. The "mediocre" people, upon whom you heap so much disdain, have very likely worked hard to get where they are and to earn what they have. Oh, and by the way...who are you to decide what "mediocre" is?

49 posted on 07/17/2006 6:45:11 AM PDT by Purrcival (Hate Bush, win a Pulitzer)
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To: PJ-Comix
When you clear away all the BS, American culture is very anti-intellectual, and very punishing of people who are different. Sports is an acceptable means of standing out —- it’s terrific if you are a star at basketball or football —- but gods forbid you should mention excelling in calculus or English class.

[Then the jocks promise not to beat you up if you let them cheat off you in class.]

It's scary to think that I'm actually better-adjusted than these people.

I learned something growing up. If you put effort into gym class -- just like all the other classes -- sometime around 8th or 9th grade most of the jocks get smart enough to appreciate someone who makes an effort, despite lack of natural ability.

I helped one of the jocks write a movie review of The Chosen for the student newspaper, by telling what little I then knew about the Hasidim. He taught me a bit about the angles of playing goalie. He wrote a good review. I became the gym class's designated goalie for soccer and floor hockey -- and did rather well.

If I'd had an attitude about jocks -- which, IMO, is no better than an attitude about nerds -- then I would have learned a lot less.

50 posted on 07/17/2006 6:49:52 AM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian
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To: PJ-Comix

This "gifted DUmmie" group could actually be every bit as entertaining as the DUmmie Astrology forum, PJ! I'll have to keep a watch on it, if it ever materializes.


51 posted on 07/17/2006 6:51:44 AM PDT by Purrcival (Hate Bush, win a Pulitzer)
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To: PJ-Comix

Fanny pack, handy pack -- still doesn't fit on my fanny.


52 posted on 07/17/2006 6:52:17 AM PDT by Purrcival (Hate Bush, win a Pulitzer)
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To: Darkwolf377
Backpacks look feminine but fanny packs don't? Please...

Backpacks in an URBAN environment look feminine. Also I don't see them as all that practical. I would hate to reach back over my shoulder everytime I needed to take something out.

53 posted on 07/17/2006 6:55:20 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: stylin19a; PJ-Comix

No entry for "beautimous" in my old-fangled, hard-cover Webster's, either.


54 posted on 07/17/2006 6:55:57 AM PDT by Purrcival (Hate Bush, win a Pulitzer)
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I don't see them as all that practical. I would hate to reach back over my shoulder everytime I needed to take something out.

Is it that much of an effort to take the thing off and open it and take out what you need? WHat do you do all day that you're taking stuff out of your fagbag all the time?

55 posted on 07/17/2006 6:56:42 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (http://www.savethesoldiers.com/)
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To: wideawake

I saw a TV documentary once about a "gifted" kid. I think it was on 60 Minutes. The kid was like about 9 years old and going to a high school in the Jacksonville, FL area. Yeah, the kid was smart but he had NO social abilities and didn't relate to his fellow students at all. Anybody remember that show? And what happened to that kid?


56 posted on 07/17/2006 6:57:45 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Darkwolf377
Is it that much of an effort to take the thing off and open it and take out what you need? WHat do you do all day that you're taking stuff out of your fagbag all the time?

Yes, it is too much trouble. And I am constantly taking out a pen or a radio or using my cell phone to bother with an awkward backback. Oh, and the new term is "Handy Pack."

57 posted on 07/17/2006 6:59:58 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
LOL - great thread. My hubby has a friend with a 180 IQ. He'd blow any of these DUmmies outta the water. He's neither depressed, on drugs, or a lefty!
58 posted on 07/17/2006 7:01:10 AM PDT by zlala ("History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or timid." -Dwight D. Eisenhower)
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To: zlala

But can your hubby spell "beatimous?"


59 posted on 07/17/2006 7:02:55 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

It only confirms what I have long suspected about DU. It is composed of the former (and current) oddball kids that couldn't and wouldn't fit in in school, college, the dorm, whatever. They would form their own clique by default and sit back to criticize anything and everything, all the while reinforcing their fallacious belief that they were somehow smarter, better, etc. (despite piles of evidence to the contrary). Without attempting to offend anyone, the Asian 'population' of these groups was usually much higher than the general population and I think many of them found their way to DU.

I don't buy the 'we're smarter' conceit of course but I do think that DU is composed of the aforementioned Asian kids (high achievers shaking with impotent rage), black T-shirt types who sat at the back of the classroom and wanted to debate minutiae every minute of the day, and good old fashioned collectivists who think that public transportation, urban living, no personal vehicles, no guns, no private property (i.e., income/wealth) and a hopeless but ongoing expectation of peace through appeasement and abandonment is the way forward.


60 posted on 07/17/2006 7:08:18 AM PDT by relictele
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